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    Re: Jokes Thread

    No stopping you now Kev!! Keep 'em coming!

  2. #232

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    I had a bash at conducting an orchestra last night ..,,

    It was more fun than I could shake a stick at !

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  4. #233

    Re: Jokes Thread

    How many existentialists does it take to change a lightbulb?


    2 - one to change the bulb and the other to observe how the bulb symbolises an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in the netherworld of cosmic nothingness

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    My wife is leaving me as she says I get too easily distracted during sex......

    oh well, better get back to it I guess

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  8. #235

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    Christmas Letter to radio 2

    Dear whispering Bob Harris.......please turn your microphoen up, thanks

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  10. #236

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    There are 2 types of people that I hate.....

    Racists, and Norwegians

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  12. #237

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    Venetian blinds win the award for best invention in human history ....


    Without them it would be curtains for everyone

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  14. #238

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    I was wondering why a frisbee appears larger the closer it gets...


    and then it hit me

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