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    Quote Originally Posted by jagmad View Post
    Whats Mr. Putin's favourite drink?

    Red Bull.
    ?

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    Armed man robs a bank with two Cd's stuck to his glasses.

    The cashier hands him all the money and says "Iv'e got to ask what's with the Cd's?"

    Ha replies "Oh they're my Disk- eye's"

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    Got caught stealing a Leg of lamb from Tesco's.

    Security man asked "What are you doing with that?"

    I replied "I was thinking spuds peas carrots gravy and a bit of mint sauce?"

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    Hi all. Today I ordered a chicken and an egg from amazon.

    I'll let you all know!

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    I missed my hypochondriac anonymous meeting last night, I forgot to go.....

    Bet itís early onset Alzheimerís

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    Answer to the age old question of where do all the lost socks go?
    They come back as a Tupperware lids that don't fit any of your containers.

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    I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y

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    :groan:

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    Cow stumbles into a field of Marijuana.
    The steaks have never been higher.

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    Dogs can't operate MRI scanners.
    But catscan

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