This made me laugh

[supergran]

One from the old forum that I started. So here we go again. Yesterday was chatting to husband about the bad weather. Said I hoped it wasn't going to be wet today. He asked me if I was having my hair done. I replied thatI have it done every Wednesday. He then asked what was I having done. Looking a bit bemused I answered a blow-dry. He then said that he thought I was having my highlights done. I looked long and hard at him and told him that my highlights had been done last week and did he ever look at me!!! He had the grace to look a little sheepish and said that he must have been out!!!!!!:confused::rolling:

[ljs]

men :lol:

[pabbers]

One from the old forum that I started. So here we go again. Yesterday was chatting to husband about the bad weather. Said I hoped it wasn't going to be wet today. He asked me if I was having my hair done. I replied thatI have it done every Wednesday. He then asked what was I having done. Looking a bit bemused I answered a blow-dry. He then said that he thought I was having my highlights done. I looked long and hard at him and told him that my highlights had been done last week and did he ever look at me!!! He had the grace to look a little sheepish and said that he must have been out!!!!!!:confused::rolling:

:laugh: Love it!

[VamosVixs]

:rolling:

[cazza99]

:rolling:

[Speedy Hawk]

:rolling:

[Golden Lady]

:rolling: supergran!

A friend of mine posted this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teNgQTrv6pE) on Facebook today and it had me in stitches!

[supergran]

GL Loved it and then wasted half an hour watching others.:laugh::laugh:

[VamosVixs]

Brilliant! :laugh:

[cazza99]

GL Loved it and then wasted half an hour watching others.:laugh::laugh:


:rolling: I looked at one of the others and wished I hadn't - someone eating a live scorpion. :yikes:

[-J-]

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s320x320/312568_243497169031538_100001137716921_660149_6774 36375_n.jpg (http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=243497169031538&set=a.156960064351916.30469.100001137716921&type=1&ref=nf)

[hfwardhouse]

Hilarious .... NOT

SG, your story in the opening post had me laughing out loud - hilarious :laugh:

[supergran]

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s320x320/312568_243497169031538_100001137716921_660149_6774 36375_n.jpg (http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=243497169031538&set=a.156960064351916.30469.100001137716921&type=1&ref=nf) Well, I love that. What harm can it do? Answer....we can tell you lot that you talk a load of tripe (Being very polite)

[VamosVixs]

Got sent this today. Not in english but you get the idea.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEH4Yum4nN4

[hfwardhouse]

:laugh:

[cazza99]

:rofl:

[RoastLamb]

Got sent this today. Not in english but you get the idea.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEH4Yum4nN4

Best ad I've seen in a LONG time. Awesome. I bet Linda will like this one too.

[Linda]

Love it! :clap:

[cazza99]

The cartoon for 23rd October - http://harolds-planet.blogspot.com/

[-J-]

best firework display ever ?http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-15616697

[VamosVixs]

This is soooo cute.

Disneyland Reaction (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOpOhlGiRTM&sns=fb)

[supergran]

Priceless!!!:laugh::rolling::laugh:

[Golden Lady]

This is soooo cute.

Disneyland Reaction (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOpOhlGiRTM&sns=fb)

Just beautiful!

[Golden Lady]

My 5 year old daughter caused great amusement in our house recently when we were planning our holiday to France again next year. We stay at the same place each year and in the huge garden where all the gites are, there are a variety of animals. The 2 ponies, Fred and Jockaboy have been there for the last 7 years and this year Poppy got to know them very well, going off to feed them each day.

As we were chatting about the animals, my husband asked Poppy if she could remember the names of the 2 ponies. She had to think quite hard (3 months is a long time for a 5 year old) and finally she came up with "Fred and erm erm.......Jockavic!

Needless to say my husband looked at me with raised eyebrows, the rest of us were :rolling: Proof that my children have been reared on tennis!

Imagine if she had called the first pony Fed :rolling:

[Sallydaisy]

:rolling:

Fed and Jockavic sound like nice names for donkeys ........
;)

[supergran]

What a lovely story!!:laugh:

[Golden Lady]

:rolling:

Fed and Jockavic sound like nice names for donkeys ........
;)

Indeed! :rolling:

[Linda]

Hilarious ad depicts tennis stars as kids (http://tennis.si.com/2011/11/14/hilarious-ad-depicts-tennis-stars-as-kids/) (Mainly stars from yesteryear)

[pippadaisy]

Hilarious ad depicts tennis stars as kids (http://tennis.si.com/2011/11/14/hilarious-ad-depicts-tennis-stars-as-kids/) (Mainly stars from yesteryear)
Cute

[VamosVixs]

:rolling:

[-J-]

so tempted :) (http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MOUSE-WIRED-BRANDED-KIT-KAT-NO-RESERVE-/160685610600?pt=UK_Computing_ComputerComponents_Ke yboardsMice&hash=item25699bd668)

[supergran]

:rolling:Really clever. Loved little "Nole" bouncing the ball.:rolling:

[supergran]

so tempted :) (http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MOUSE-WIRED-BRANDED-KIT-KAT-NO-RESERVE-/160685610600?pt=UK_Computing_ComputerComponents_Ke yboardsMice&hash=item25699bd668) Cool...go for it!!

[-J-]

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s320x320/377429_209685349108115_192591077484209_470240_7733 22523_n.jpg:rolling::rolling::rolling: (http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=209685349108115&set=a.209683975774919.50507.192591077484209&type=1&ref=nf)

[supergran]

:rolling::rolling::rolling:

[VamosVixs]

:lol:

[lynne]

:rolling::rolling::rolling:

[Linda]

I posted this on the happy Christmas thread but I'll post it here too http://www.10sballs.com/2011/12/30/we-wish-you-a-mardy-fishmas-and-a-happy-new-tour/

nb although I found most of it very funny, I confess that I didn't understand some bits. Does the writer think that it's Judy on the gluten free diet? (Or is she on one, and I never knew?) And I don't get the bit about Tsonga in the freezer at all. But love the bits about Andy and Jamie tussling on the stairs, and the Federer bit is hilarious.

[VamosVixs]

This is cool (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_yW1zdQzaY) :)

[supergran]

Loved that Vix. Have posted it on my fb wall. Thanks.:):)

[ljs]

omgosh Vixs that was so funny !!!

[VamosVixs]

Only heard about it as it was on my local radio station as I was driving home, certainly made me smile.

[pabbers]

Brilliant Vixs!!

[Hawkeye]

Only heard about it as it was on my local radio station as I was driving home, certainly made me smile.wash your ears out...

[RoastLamb]

I wish I had flight attendants like that. Air Canada is BORING compared to those dudes.

[-J-]

http://thesteamie.scotsman.com/viewpost.aspx?id=520 ;)

[Hawkeye]

Politics. Reported. :pirate:

[davech]

:rolling: :rolling:

[rondun]

This is soooo cute.

Disneyland Reaction (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOpOhlGiRTM&sns=fb)Why is it when I watched that it brought a tear to my eye, yet when I showed it to my mum and sister they burst out laughing.
Getting the suspicious feeling I was teased badly as a kid...

[supergran]

I remember that. It is so funny!!

[supergran]

Had to laugh this morning. I'm sitting in bed reading and can hear supergramps opening drawers and wardrobes in the small bedroom which houses his clothes. He then comes into bedroom and starts looking around, opening drawers in his bedside chest. I asked him what he was looking for to which he replied that he couldn't find his glasses. He'd searched downstairs and was now on the hunt upstairs. I looked at him and said "They're on top of your head!" And they were!!!!!:laugh: Not sure I should leave him on his own when I go to DC.:confused::rolling:

[ljs]

:rolling: I do that all the time !!

[pabbers]

I've threatened to have Mr P's specs welded to his face!

[Maza1987]

'If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate'

–Marion Barry, ex-Mayor of Washington–

Other dumb quotes:
http://hereisthecity.com/2006/04/28/the_dumbest_things_p/?

[supergran]

This should really be in a thread entitled "What exasperated You" but it may make someone laugh. I bought my train tickets in December for February Tie at St Helens Central clearly stating my journey was from Wigan NW to Glasgow Central. Booked 1st Class with my rail card and was allocated seats. Unusual for me didn't really scrutinize the tickets beyond checking dates, times and price. On Wednesday looked carefully at them and then noticed my seat allocation on return journey was to Preston. Was a bit annoyed with myself for not noticing but decided to check before getting the train to Wigan. This is when it became quite farcical! I explained to the man behind the glass and asked it anything could be done. First of all he said "You didn't buy this here, did you?" I told him I had and he said he would try to sort it. He kept pressing keys and getting paper info from the machine for what seemed ages and then he had a Eureka moment. "I see what's happened, the machine thinks you should get off at Preston as you have 8 minutes to get a Liverpool train to St Helens." "But I don't want to get off at Preston. My first class ticket is to Wigan". "But, you can get off at Preston as your seat is allocated to Preston and the machine has worked out your connecting train." "I'm not interested in a connecting train from Preston as the train stops at Wigan and then we get a train back to here a reverse journey of what I'm doing now!" Gave up then and said that it was fine, the machine was an idiot and we walked away. A few minutes later he came up to us where we were sitting waiting for our train to Wigan. He said, quite loudly "You don't get it do you? The machine works out the best trains and times for our customers and if you get off at Preston, you can then get Liverpool train straight to here. We pride ourselves on giving customers the best information." I looked at him, was very tempted to ask him which school he'd been to and how he'd managed to get the job, but simply said "I will not be getting off at Preston." And then he had the cheek to say loudly in front of everyone. "You see love, yours is a reduced ticket." I looked at him and scathingly replied that I was using a Senior Rail Card which I pay for and the reductions were part of having the rail card. "You're not going to agree with me, are you?" He said. To which I replied "I don't agree with you or your machine" Must have hurt his feelings mentioning the machine as he stalked off. He loved that machine as he called it as it worked out the very best times for connections for the good of the passengers. Bought my tickets for April online!!:banghead::facepalm:

[AllyB]

So are you saying that you travelled from Preston to Wigan without a ticket? :shocked:

[supergran]

No. My ticket was booked to Wigan but my seat to Preston. The machine knows best!! I explained to a lovely man at Glasgow who picked up my case and walked with me to carriage G. My seat (to Preston) was in J. He explained these seats were unreserved so I was fine until Wigan. Funny thing is when I explained to him about the guy in St Helens and the MACHINE he said he'd never heard anything like it and it wasn't how tickets should be allocated. I sat in comparative isolated splendour being served drinks and food all the way to Wigan.

[pabbers]

No. My ticket was booked to Wigan but my seat to Preston. The machine knows best!! I explained to a lovely man at Glasgow who picked up my case and walked with me to carriage G. My seat (to Preston) was in J. He explained these seats were unreserved so I was fine until Wigan. Funny thing is when I explained to him about the guy in St Helens and the MACHINE he said he'd never heard anything like it and it wasn't how tickets should be allocated. I sat in comparative isolated splendour being served drinks and food all the way to Wigan.

:shocked: :laugh:

[supergran]

And why not, pray???:wino:

[ljs]

thats funny SG I could see that happening here , I guess stupidity is universal :)

[pabbers]

And why not, pray???:wino:

I think praying is probably your best option in circs like that.........:lol:

[xenon21]

Hehe. This made me laugh yesterday. Philip schofield came on twitter talking about this psychic show he was watching and then after a big of egging on, decided to call in for a laugh. This was the result here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hl4WkOZg_8I&list=UUCIEmeww-BlriJKrWG5HplA&index=1&feature=plcp) :rolling:

[Linda]

Goodness me, it's a year since this thread was last used! Has nobody laughed since then? :shocked:

Here's another of those facebook spoofs from The Grandstand (http://tenngrand.com/2013/02/11/facebook-chat-tennis-players-react-to-nadals-loss-in-vina-del-mar/) - Facebook chat: Tennis players react to Nadal’s loss in Vina del Mar

[pabbers]

There's been something to laugh about?

[RoastLamb]

Goodness me, it's a year since this thread was last used! Has nobody laughed since then? :shocked:

Here's another of those facebook spoofs from The Grandstand (http://tenngrand.com/2013/02/11/facebook-chat-tennis-players-react-to-nadals-loss-in-vina-del-mar/) - Facebook chat: Tennis players react to Nadal’s loss in Vina del Mar

So very funny!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Sallydaisy]

Happy Valentine's Day ... from the very talented Mr Smith

Nial Smith ‏@NialSmith (https://twitter.com/NialSmith) Happy Valentine's Day... pic.twitter.com/BS1sGQnh (http://t.co/BS1sGQnh)


:whistle:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BDELGX0CIAAN8HZ.jpg:large

[supergran]

Goodness me, it's a year since this thread was last used! Has nobody laughed since then? :shocked:

Here's another of those facebook spoofs from The Grandstand (http://tenngrand.com/2013/02/11/facebook-chat-tennis-players-react-to-nadals-loss-in-vina-del-mar/) - Facebook chat: Tennis players react to Nadal’s loss in Vina del MarI laughed! Love those.

[Linda]

There are some funny pics coming out of IW.

1. How to levitate your tennis bag. (http://postimage.org/image/5yqwstpbv/)

2. How to shrink a child. (http://postimage.org/image/fjo89wz09/)

[RoastLamb]

:lol:

[JAMES4578]

Hillarious:laugh:

[ljs]

:lol:

[supergran]

I laugh a lot but forget to tell you. Just had to laugh at SG getting ready for funeral. He came into this room about to leave. I looked him up and down: Smart suit, white shirt, black tie, black scarf, overcoat and gloves.........BUT his flies were open and one trouser leg stuck in his sock at the back. I was tempted.......very tempted.:laugh::laugh: But I told him.:angel:

[Linda]

Another 6 months since this thread's been used! :shocked:

What made me laugh today was:

At work we received an invoice from the butcher for 'hand reared pork pies'. I wonder what he feeds them? :lol:

ETA: I posted this on Twitter as well, and some idiot has just replied 'it means the pigs are hand fed'. Did he really think I didn't know? :lol:

[Sallydaisy]

This made me chuckle.


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[Sallydaisy]

rats - can't get video into post.
check out the twitter account and you'll see it.
trying again


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[hfwardhouse]

It's hilarious isn't it?! Dogs do the funniest things!

[patmoren]

It is such an accurate copy of what the dog on the screen is doing. Very good.

[Sallydaisy]

:lol:


Steve Hoffman‏ @SteveHoffmanTV (https://twitter.com/SteveHoffmanTV) 14h14 hours ago (https://twitter.com/SteveHoffmanTV/status/836301243014270977)




Someone in the Platteville Library in Wisconsin has a great sense of humor...


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5sjh8qVUAImIS5.jpg

[Linda]

Just seen hot cross buns in Waitrose!

[jagmad]

Re. Donald Trump VS Andy. I came across this. (scroll down)

https://twitter.com/reaIDonaldTrunp/status/937830013105332224