Add three words to the story

to hear the

Evidence of cheating

from his opponent

citing as evidence

his failing to

Declare the meds

that he had

been slipped by

libel prevents me from putting the obvious response, so instead I'l go for
his unscrupulous coach

More than once

without him

Knowing. The people

gasped and shouted
(though not at the same time as that would be rather difficult, some did one, some did the other, some did one then the other)

before falling down

With utter shock

our hero turned

And with a

double handed backhand

pinned the umpire

Against the chair

and then he

switched off Hawkeye

And put on

Steeleye Span and

A blue wig

and attacked the

source of his

misery - the umpire,

with his big

hands and smaller

head and hands

He hit him

Whilst shouting "are...

you seriously that

biased towards the

umpire that you

could do this?'

On the next

plane I could

see the steward