Snow White snorted
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Snow White snorted
rather annoyed that
her alarm clock
disguised as a
snowflake in a
snowstorm, failed to
supply the necessary
noise to waken
the Kraken beneath
her antique bed
on casters, rolling
down the hallway.
The Kraken, awoken
by a hobbit,
unrolled its tongue
And blew a
quick burst of
kiss bubbles with
a long round
of gurgling green
vomit. Then he
uncoiled his grey
bundle and screamed
"who dares to
tread in my
shadow, I will
give you ten
seconds before I
start to get
my dander up
, throw the grey
bundle outta da
right in the
path of a
run-away trail bike
Then I will
run after the
train, which is
rolling quickly into
Inverness, so I