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descended on Wimbledon

Meanwhile, in the

real world where

cakes don't rain

tho battenberg reigns

Supreme among bakes

. The candy coloured

Bow ties worn

with gay insouciance

they walked through

fields of barley

We'll walk in

wellington boots or

Stilettos, depending on

whether the ballroom

is upside down

there's posh for

Becks, and also

craft ale, downed

From paper cups

because polluting plastic

kills the ducks

. The cake stand

Was decorated with

gilded cockle shells

And three types

of tennis balls

whose fuzzy yellow

hair was blowing

into the pond

where three ducks

were scored in

The first innings

so there was

A team meeting

, a decisive intervention,

Using hawkeye instead

to calm tempers

. It didn't work

, the crowd hooted