to vacuum the
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to vacuum the
curtains, but he
accidentally sucked up
Fed's satin pants
into the cone
, the bin men
didn't want them
but a tramp
grabbed them and
stuck them on
a toilet seat
to stop his
feet slipping when
he stood up
when Asda security
grabbed him. "Hey......
what do you
think of Murray?"
Awesome, bloomin' awesome!
"really? Feds PANTS??
"Aye, and he's
also very selfish
he ate all
the pies, then
drank a whole
barrel of lemon
sherbet with chocolate
sprinkles. After all
that, he vomited
all over his
gold bag and
diamond tiara which
was a gift
from himself, as
he was depressed.
Feeling slightly better,
he called a
taxi to take
him to Ramsbottom
for the festival