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Fed's pink bag

, when he saw

a pic of

a lovely liitle

elf carrying three

baked potatoes and

a large cucumber.

No-one could understand

Fed's reaction to

to this gift

his face turned

yellow, then blue

with rage. Mirka

bit her thumb

started a fit

and smacked Fed

on the nose

which turned red

and bulbous with

the force. Everyone

laughed and asked

if it was

really true that

Mirka boxed for

the Tomb Raiders.

Lara Croft was

heard to say

not on your

life. She can't

bring Fed here

when we want

to have some

one that we

can dance with.

Never mind we

will have Andy

with top hat

and tartan plaid.

His Highland Fling

was outstanding, everyone