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hfwardhouse
11-01-2013, 13:32
:lol:
A new blog :)
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed
Australia 2013 - If a tree falls in the forest can you hear it? I can. http://wp.me/p2tAfQ-5V
link here - http://pseudofedblog.com/2013/01/12/australia-2013-if-a-tree-falls-in-the-forest-can-you-hear-it-i-can/
hfwardhouse
12-01-2013, 20:33
:lol:
Sallydaisy
13-01-2013, 23:40
Oh dear.
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed) When you're in Australia, it actually doesn't feel like you're upside-down #remarkable (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23remarkable&src=hash)
hfwardhouse
14-01-2013, 11:04
:lol:
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed
The Australian Open starts tomorrow! Thanks to all the players entertaining the crowds today. #humble
Not Roger Federer@PseudoFed When you're in Australia, it actually doesn't feel like you're upside-down #remarkable
Heaven help him if his efforts go down the plughole then...........which way will his balls spin?
Sallydaisy
15-01-2013, 11:11
Waiting for the riposte from Mrs Murray!
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed) If Mr. Australia can evict Judy Murray @judmoo (https://twitter.com/judmoo) from the stadium,
I wonder if I can evict Andy & Novak from the tournament? #thinkingoutloud (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23thinkingoutloud&src=hash)
:laugh:
Dear @AustralianOpen (https://twitter.com/AustralianOpen) - just an FYI, Mr. Wimbledon allows me to decide
whether or not we play with the roof #justsayin (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23justsayin&src=hash)
hfwardhouse
15-01-2013, 12:21
:lol:
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed
People you should not upset in tennis http://wp.me/p2tAfQ-6c
new blog :rolling:
Brilliant - love it!
(Neil Harman lives in Downton Abbey!!!!!!!!!)
:laugh:..Just Brilliant!!!!
Sallydaisy
22-01-2013, 23:07
Better not put this on the match thread ... one or two pointed comments on there already.
;)
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed) Look, just because I have played 72 consecutive night matches it isn't favouritisms. It's merely the coincidences http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/tennis/article-2266267/Andy-Murray-forced-play-Melbourne-heat-Australian-Open-chiefs-come-fire.html … (http://t.co/psX98h0q)
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed
Dear @AustralianOpen I insist that Murray's next match is in the evening out of fairness #sportsmanship. #puttingothersfirst
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed
I must say that I'm not used to such late matches. Mr. Wimbledon likes us all tucked up in bed by 9:30 with a hot chocolate #cosy
:rolling: :rolling:
Sallydaisy
23-01-2013, 13:08
You beat me to it ...
:laugh:
supergran
23-01-2013, 14:56
He's such a wag isn't he? Did you hear the commies talking about him having just discovered him?:lol:
patmoren
23-01-2013, 16:31
He's such a wag isn't he? Did you hear the commies talking about him having just discovered him?:lol:
They are always slow off the blocks!
James @scots_seahawk
@xenon21 @PseudoFed Bradnam said no one knows who it is but that he's a journalist. I don't follow him but read your retweets.
Sallydaisy
24-01-2013, 22:26
We missed the follow up to Cazza's post up above (copied here ...)
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed) Dear @AustralianOpen (https://twitter.com/AustralianOpen) I insist that Murray's next match is in the evening out of fairness #sportsmanship (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23sportsmanship&src=hash). #puttingothersfirst (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23puttingothersfirst&src=hash)
Australian Open @AustralianOpen (https://twitter.com/AustralianOpen) @PseudoFed (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed)
#thinkingaboutit (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23thinkingaboutit&src=hash)
Retweeted by Not Roger Federer (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed)
... a new bulletin from the old Maestro (still in possession of an MOT)
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed) I'm the GOAT, no, I'm the GOAT http://wp.me/p2tAfQ-6t (http://t.co/iDHQXXvH)
View media (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed/status/294539386073272320)
... with an appropriate 'extract'.
And now for the final of the semis against Andrew of the Murrays. I’m trying not to think about it too much and focusing My attention on My shoe laces. If the match turns into the shape of a pear I have a secret tactic! I will do what we now call, “An Azerenka”. This means that I will go off court, have a nice meal, take a hot relaxing bath and maybe take in a movie before returning.
I will decide later if I choose to win this match, as always you’ll be the first to know.
:skippy:
Sallydaisy
25-01-2013, 20:24
PF's commentary and post match comments:
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed) Courtside tweetings: if it carries on like this I may do an Azarenka and
go and have a meal and relaxing bath in a minute
FedBerry tweetings: I chose to lose the first set for the fans #humble (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23humble&src=hash) #crap (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23crap&src=hash)
To remind everyone My last match was a 5 setter AND it was late. Kept asking for day matches but they put Me on in the evenings #justsayin (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23justsayin&src=hash)
I made the little shouts of "Allez" for the motivations #outofbreath (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23outofbreath&src=hash)
Courtside FedBerry tweetings: Mr Wimbledon would have closed the roof for Me by now #BFFs (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23BFFs&src=hash)
Spots of rain I see Mr Umpire?
Doing the mutterings
I may speak 5 languages but I only play in one #RosettaStone (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23RosettaStone&src=hash)
Can a staff member slam a door for me #angry (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23angry&src=hash)
Time out tweeting. See you all tomorrow maybe #azarenka (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23azarenka&src=hash)
(https://twitter.com/PseudoFed)
5 sets #excited (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23excited&src=hash) #tired (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23tired&src=hash) #hungry (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23hungry&src=hash)
Little bit Fed up, not telling you why
@Yvesthecat (https://twitter.com/Yvesthecat) I asked him how he was feeling #cough (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23cough&src=hash)
Tough loss today, will do better in the final
Spiritual GOAT Quote pic.twitter.com/Ji9sHll5 (http://t.co/Ji9sHll5)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BBdMueDCQAAkXVy.jpg
PseudoFed Blog (http://pseudofedblog.com/2013/01/26/what-i-really-said-to-andrew-murray/): What I really said to Andrew Murray
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Sallydaisy
26-01-2013, 19:57
PseudoFed Blog (http://pseudofedblog.com/2013/01/26/what-i-really-said-to-andrew-murray/): What I really said to Andrew Murray
:laugh: :laugh::laugh:
:rolling::rolling::rolling:
Just Brilliant!!!!:thumbup::thumbup::thumbup:
RoastLamb
26-01-2013, 20:31
Best PF blog ever! :lol:
Sallydaisy
15-02-2013, 20:11
Heh!
:p
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed) You see, the thing is, I was too busy looking up in the sky for meteors
to save the world rather than win #yourewelcome (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23yourewelcome&src=hash) #itsonlyagame (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23itsonlyagame&src=hash)
Who ever pseudoFed is, he / she is brilliant!!
supergran
19-02-2013, 23:21
Who ever pseudoFed is, he / she is brilliant!!You're right....just brilliant. They should be published in a book. I'd buy it.
Sallydaisy
24-02-2013, 19:34
Pseudofed on how pleased he is to see Rafael Nadal back on the tour.
:laugh:
http://www.thetennisspace.com/pseudofed-rafa-coming-back-has-been-a-shock/
MurrayAOne
24-02-2013, 19:42
That was excellent!
"I now know how Pamela felt when she saw Bobby in the shower" :rolling:
hfwardhouse
24-02-2013, 20:15
Brilliant as always
:rofl:
Sallydaisy
25-02-2013, 12:43
He's been playing Monopoly again ...
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed) I love playing in Dubai, it's such a short walk from homes #humble (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23humble&src=hash)
:hmm:
Sallydaisy
26-02-2013, 13:03
On very distant and unconfirmed rumours that Nadal might not play in IW or Miami ...
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed) FMI (For My information): If Murray and Djokovic also pull out of IW and Miami,
I am SO playing #wildcard (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23wildcard&src=hash) #humble (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23humble&src=hash)
Sallydaisy
03-03-2013, 12:06
ThePseud is after Rafa's hat ...
;)
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed) Very happy with My win in Acapulco. Thank you so much.
Please do not go to the ATP website today pic.twitter.com/1e0ORe2aSp (http://t.co/1e0ORe2aSp)
Sallydaisy
10-03-2013, 18:41
YMCA!!!
:sofa:
He's been making the bloggings again - as you'll find here (http://pseudofedblog.com/2013/03/09/ymca/).
:laugh:
And one or two comments since arriving in Indian Wells and beginning his journey back to Switzerland ...
:p
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed) #FF (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23FF&src=hash) Me pic.twitter.com/MT63PjkUC9 (http://t.co/MT63PjkUC9)
After photos appeared of various ATP/WTA tennis stars digging the foundations for the new showcourt at Indian Wells ...
Wooffs @Wooffie1965 (https://twitter.com/Wooffie1965) Looking at bit anxious @PseudoFed (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed) http://instagram.com/p/WnKHwdt5nv/ (http://t.co/t8vvWT1Ccl)
Wondering if you're really expected to use the shovel or if you can call in Staff?
@Wooffie1965 (https://twitter.com/Wooffie1965) It was very humiliating, and actually quite confusing too.
I didn't know which end was the handle.#AlanTitchmarch (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23AlanTitchmarch&src=hash)
@Wooffie1965 (https://twitter.com/Wooffie1965) Staff didn't tell me the other boys were wearing shorts :( #feelsilly (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23feelsilly&src=hash)
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed) Just went on the Palm Springs Celebrity Tour
but didn't recognize anybody on the bus #refund (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23refund&src=hash) #disappointing (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23disappointing&src=hash)
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed) Thank you to @BNPPARIBASOPEN (https://twitter.com/BNPPARIBASOPEN) for following Me.
Took your time but the pleasure is all yours #humble (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23humble&src=hash)
I hadn't realised you could get 'the bloggings' emailed to you directly. Have subscribed now. Love it!! :laugh:
supergran
11-03-2013, 16:20
I hadn't realised you could get 'the bloggings' emailed to you directly. Have subscribed now. Love it!! :laugh: Didn't you? You'll always see them now. I've been having them for ages and I always reply to him. I just love them.
hfwardhouse
11-03-2013, 20:15
:lol:
I'm really very sorry for any distress caused today. It wasn't actually an earthquake, I dropped My wallet #oops
Sallydaisy
14-03-2013, 16:17
'morning Pseud. Getting the excuses in early I see.
;)
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed) Good morning from Indian Very Wells.
I know Rafa has a bad knee, but I also have a bad back #niggles (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23niggles&src=hash)
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed
Stupid rules. I thought you could challenge a call up to two months after the match. #conspiracy
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed
... and another thing, Lars is SO off My Christmas card list #justsaying
And here's the incident that prompted those tweets:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o26NO3R4f9E&feature=youtu.beo26NO3R4f9E
And later:
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed
Thanks Stanford. Not a bad win given I had a hot water bottle strapped to My back #soothing
his highness showing his humbleness again
After seeing that unpleasantness from PseudoFed I'd say he got his comeuppance last night. :boogie: :cheer:
hfwardhouse
17-03-2013, 21:16
The latest update has landed :rofl:
http://www.thetennisspace.com/pseudofed-column-i-want-to-run-the-lta/
Sallydaisy
17-03-2013, 23:58
The Pseud
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed) Larry Ellison's career has been amazing, first the light bulb now BNP Indian Wells #scientist (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23scientist&src=hash) #genius (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23genius&src=hash)
Sallydaisy
22-03-2013, 12:48
Oooooh RoastLamb!!!
:sofa:
:confused:
Is there a post that I can't see?
RoastLamb
22-03-2013, 13:18
Someone wanted to know what GOAT stood for. I replied with my own definition. ;)
KnightOwl
22-03-2013, 14:58
Someone wanted to know what GOAT stood for. I replied with my own definition. ;)
I dread to think :)
...but now I really want to know :shamed:
RoastLamb
22-03-2013, 16:16
:rolling: If I put it on here Sally would ban me for life.
hfwardhouse
22-03-2013, 18:19
:lol:
Sallydaisy
23-03-2013, 13:57
Pseuds corner ... Fed and Dog
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed) 1h (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed/status/315442059416842241)
Checking My wardrobe for what to wear for My interview as head of LTA.
I knew I kept this for a reason
http://images.smh.com.au/ftsmh/ffximage/2009/06/23/rogerfederer_narrowweb__300x400,0.jpg … (http://t.co/lSf1ksntmG)
http://images.smh.com.au/ftsmh/ffximage/2009/06/23/rogerfederer_narrowweb__300x400,0.jpg
Maggie May @maggiemay_hem (https://twitter.com/maggiemay_hem) 25m (https://twitter.com/maggiemay_hem/status/315455367603712000) @PseudoFed (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed)
so humble
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed) 24m (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed/status/315455684839886848) @maggiemay_hem (https://twitter.com/maggiemay_hem)
thank you little doggy fan. Nice to see Me.
Sallydaisy
01-04-2013, 20:11
Someone ISN'T a happy Easter bunny!
:floppy:
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed) 42m (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed/status/318806746414080000) Who got caught out by the Fools In April Day?
I did, the ATP ranking says I am number 3. Looking forward to tomorrow #notfunny (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23notfunny&src=hash)
Someone ISN'T a happy Easter bunny!
:floppy:
:boogie::whistle:
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 2h
Planning ahead on the clay surfaces http://wp.me/p2tAfQ-6M
latest blog
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 5 May
Staff just told me that not everybody has staff. Deeply shocked. Organizing concert for people who do not have staff: GOAT AID Plse RT
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 7 May
Can I just remind everyone that Dimitrov has often been compared to Me many times #humble
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 8 May
Considering becoming Manchester United Manager. After all, they do play on grass. If I choose to take it, I will move the club to Wimbledon
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 26m
Courtside tweetings. "Blue and green should not be seen without a color in between." #imfired
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 7m
Court side tweetings. The future is bright, the future is blue #clay
Sallydaisy
09-05-2013, 20:30
:lol:
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed) 12m (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed/status/332590164994052096) I bet Stanford is confused playing "Baby Fed", he doesn't know whether to win or lose.
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 1m
Hello @andy_murray - you start to follow Me as you are about to overtake Me in the rankings. Hmmm. Nice to see you #yourewelcome #humble
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 2h
If Paul Anaconda came on court during a match like Sharapova's coach did, giving Me advice, I would ask staff to slap him #advancedwarning
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 24m
Sent Stanford a text asking if he wanted tips for the final with Rafa. He replied, 'What would you know?' #offended #yourefired
And he was very quick with this one:
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 19s
Don't worry Stanford, I know how you feel #beenthere #donethat #gottheTshirt
The Tennis Space (http://www.thetennisspace.com/pseudofed-im-not-in-decline/): Not Roger Federer comments “on persistent speculations that My game is in decline”:
supergran
13-05-2013, 12:52
He is hilarious. Just love his tweets and blogs.
Sallydaisy
13-05-2013, 16:39
:laugh:
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed) 36m (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed/status/333975306337656832) If anybody knows where these two rascals hid My plane please contact staff.
It even had My name on it. pic.twitter.com/aDLwT9Z0Hk (http://t.co/aDLwT9Z0Hk)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BKKExYpCIAABDpP.jpg
judy murray @judmoo 26m
@PseudoFed they were sure u wouldn't miss one little jet :-)
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 2h
Feeling a little down today fans. Andrew Murray is not only ahead of Me in the rankings, but his birthday is before Mine too #irritating
The latest PseudoFed blog (http://pseudofedblog.com/2013/05/18/an-open-letter-to-tournament-bosses/) - An open letter to tournament bosses
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 1h
I might stay in My bedroom today, nobody can make Me come out if I don't want to #cantmakeme
Another PseudoFed blog:
Pre-match interview – Roma (http://pseudofedblog.com/2013/05/19/pre-match-interview-roma/)
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 1h
Staff member just said, "At least you got to the final" #yourefired
This already looks like the day of the Groundhog :(
Court side tweetings: Hope everybody is enjoying the beautiful weather in Roma today #changingthesubject
Courtside tweetings: Tips anyone? #quicklyplease
Tennis Connected @TennisConnected 42m
Green could be the worst color for Federer to wear. It actually shows him sweating. @PseudoFed #greenisfired
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 35m
@TennisConnected #yourehired
RoastLamb
19-05-2013, 15:07
:lol:
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 2m
Sitting down tweetings: Just looked at My box and thought I saw Mirky say to Me, 'You're fired' #karma
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 1m
On the plus side, I've just had a call from a potential antiperspirant sponsor #excited
roll on
RoastLamb
19-05-2013, 15:43
:lol:
I'm a GOAT get Me out of here. Someone tell Paul Anaconda to fire up Fed Force One #arrivederciroma.
Sallydaisy
19-05-2013, 17:09
I think Supergrandmother might get a #yourefired for ending her last comment with
"all hail Andy of the Murrays!" ...
:laugh:
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 1h
The real reason I lost today #calculations #crafty http://www.atpworldtour.com/News/Tennis/2013/05/20/Rome-Sunday-Nadal-Gets-Fourth-Seed-Roland-Garros.aspx …
supergran
19-05-2013, 20:34
He really makes me chuckle...PseudoFed that is. Though I was surprised at the Fed sweat during the final.
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 1h
The race for London is proving rather difficult so far this year. If anybody can give Me a lift please let Me know #carpooling
hfwardhouse
20-05-2013, 13:26
:rofl:
RoastLamb
25-05-2013, 15:07
PF's new blog. (http://pseudofedblog.com/2013/05/25/preview-of-the-french-open/)So funny. Sadly, he got his wish re: Berdy.
Why, what's happened to Berdy?
There is another spoof Fed diary - very funny - here it is (http://www.tennisnow.com/News/Featured-News/Roger-Federer-s-Diary-The-Cut-Seen-Round-the-World.aspx)
RoastLamb
25-05-2013, 18:15
Why, what's happened to Berdy?
He's withdrawn and replaced by Montanes.
RoastLamb
25-05-2013, 18:16
I just love the cheesy photo of Fed in the blog. So funny.
Sallydaisy
25-05-2013, 18:27
PF's new blog. (http://pseudofedblog.com/2013/05/25/preview-of-the-french-open/)So funny. Sadly, he got his wish re: Berdy.
Why, what's happened to Berdy?
He's withdrawn and replaced by Montanes.
erm, it was ATP Nice that Berdych withdrew from (to be replaced by LL Montanes who went on and won the title) not Roland Garros as Feddykins would like as noted in his blog (extract below).
Far be it from Me to make the complaints. But you let the little Berdy slip through the net? Any chance we can make the little changes and make the quiet noises as we slip him to Rafaello and Nolay’s side of the draw? Don’t worry Roland, I forgive you, you can’t all be perfect.
RoastLamb
26-05-2013, 21:01
OK, sorry.
Too bad for Fed! ;)
PseudoFed
28-05-2013, 13:04
Hello fans. Not playing today so decided to look on the interweb. Nice to see the appreciations are continuing. You're welcome.
Hello fans. Not playing today so decided to look on the interweb. Nice to see the appreciations are continuing. You're welcome.
De rien.
patmoren
28-05-2013, 14:54
Well I never he's joined AMFF. Welcome, should be fun.
Sallydaisy
28-05-2013, 18:42
Hello fans. Not playing today so decided to look on the interweb. Nice to see the appreciations are continuing. You're welcome.
Welcome oh humble one #humble.
Were you looking for Supergrandmother?
She's away on a cruise - did you lend her one of your yachts for the occasion?
PseudoFed
28-05-2013, 20:12
I joined a year ago in June. Don't post much as I have to travel a lot. Thank you for the welcomes.
PseudoFed
28-05-2013, 20:13
Hello Sallydaisy fan. I just wanted to say hello to you all. Supergrandmother on a cruise? I hope she enjoys it.
See you all soon and again, thank you for the continuous support. It has been noted (by staff)
MurrayAOne
28-05-2013, 20:18
I joined a year ago in June. Don't post much as I have to travel a lot. Thank you for the welcomes.
It's an absolute pleasure. Obviously.
I joined a year ago in June. Don't post much as I have to travel a lot. Thank you for the welcomes.
You're welcome. Oops........we've already done that.
Glad to read your postings Pseudofed :)
PseudoFed
29-05-2013, 17:52
Glad to read your postings Pseudofed :)
Thank you Cazza fan. I'm glad you liked it. B)
hfwardhouse
29-05-2013, 18:03
Hello oh #humble one - we're honoured to have you with us so soon after your little victory in R2! I'm surprised you have time what with press and food etc ...?!
RoastLamb
29-05-2013, 19:41
...and hair grooming.
...and hair grooming. Well, not so much of that now.
banskogirl
29-05-2013, 21:01
Hello fans. Not playing today so decided to look on the interweb. Nice to see the appreciations are continuing. You're welcome.
Welcome, oh great 'goat' :)
PseudoFed
29-05-2013, 22:54
Yes :pierre:
patmoren
30-05-2013, 06:53
Unusual for Fed to get all this approbation from AMFF!!!!:laugh:
Unusual for Fed to get all this approbation from AMFF!!!!:laugh:
Well I was about to say, hope he's not expecting us to lob him any backhanded compliments!
banskogirl
30-05-2013, 21:07
Welcome, oh great 'goat' :)
Yes :pierre:
Please don't take that the wrong way...... ;)
Tennis Space (http://www.thetennisspace.com/pseudofed-im-not-boring/) - PseudoFed: I'm not boring
supergran
02-06-2013, 14:41
Just brilliant! I do love PseudoFed......not that I'd ever tell him!!:laugh::laugh:
"Don't worry Ernests, we'll do it during the first week" :laugh:
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 14m
Courtside tweetings: at least I'm beating him on the unforced error count #excited
Keep Calm and Keep Calm #humle
Courtside tweetings: any advice would be appreciated #help
Haha I knew there would be courtside tweetings! :rolling:
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 53m
Courtside tweetings: when the going gets tough, the GOATs get going
Court side tweetings: you're welcome
PseudoFed
02-06-2013, 22:01
That GOAT loves you too Super Grand Mother ;)
hfwardhouse
02-06-2013, 22:20
Aw bless they love each other #trueromance
supergran
03-06-2013, 15:06
Aw bless they love each other #trueromanceSo funny!!:laugh::rolling:
supergran
04-06-2013, 22:46
I object to my personal life being discussed on here in a flippant manner.:shades:
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 5h
What Jo said to Me after the match https://twitter.com/PseudoFed/status/341972117811773440/photo/1
hfwardhouse
05-06-2013, 07:55
:lol:
I object to my personal life being discussed on here in a flippant manner.:shades:
I'm telling supergramps :whistle:
thetennisspace @thetennisspace 2m
. @PseudoFed previews the men's final: "Clay is an irrelevant part of the tennis calendar." http://www.thetennisspace.com/pseudofed-my-preview-of-the-mens-final/ …
patmoren
08-06-2013, 19:53
I continued on and read the bit by Virginia Wade, not impressed.
banskogirl
08-06-2013, 22:18
I continued on and read the bit by Virginia Wade, not impressed.
Me neither but loved the comments at the bottom! Worth taking a look ;)
Sallydaisy
09-06-2013, 21:49
:big grin:
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed) 13h (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed/status/343647842864336896) @NK6se (https://twitter.com/NK6se) @cami_melescanu (https://twitter.com/cami_melescanu) Mirky? She said she's going out with friends or something.
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed) 6h (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed/status/343752350420307968) Personally I have always preferred the number 7 over the number 8 #8
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed) 5h (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed/status/343756256663711744)
If Mr. YouSaying Bolt takes up tennis too I am retiring the day before yesterday #fast (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23fast&src=hash)
Mihaela Doran @mihaeladoran (https://twitter.com/mihaeladoran) 44m (https://twitter.com/mihaeladoran/status/343834665498595328) .@PseudoFed (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed) & @tomasberdych (https://twitter.com/tomasberdych) should follow each other. Like ASAP! Pls guys, make it happen. #twittermasters (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23twittermasters&src=hash) #awesomeness (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23awesomeness&src=hash) #kaboom (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23kaboom&src=hash)
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed) 20m (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed/status/343840772212269058)
@tomasberdych (https://twitter.com/tomasberdych) You're welcome ;)
Sallydaisy
10-06-2013, 21:43
A couple of classics ......
;)
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed) 43m (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed/status/344195494815354880) I wish people would stop talking about the Race for London. It already happened in April and Tsegaye Kebede was the winner #irritated (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23irritated&src=hash)
Alexandra Willis @alex_willis (https://twitter.com/alex_willis) 14m (https://twitter.com/alex_willis/status/344203606091784192) Turns out forward-planning in saving the muffin I bought on Friday for this evening's post-Queen's sustenance was flawed. It's rock-solid.
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed) 13m (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed/status/344204277541138433) @alex_willis (https://twitter.com/alex_willis) Be careful Alex fan. Rock hard buns? You're setting yourself up for something here. #cheeky (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23cheeky&src=hash)
Sallydaisy
14-06-2013, 10:39
:lol:
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed) 11 Jun (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed/status/344391748191129600) Spiritual GOAT Quote, Proverb Correction Edition: pic.twitter.com/DWWhlqfa6Y (http://t.co/DWWhlqfa6Y)
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed) 12 Jun (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed/status/344891204938379266) I wish some people would stop saying I am arrogant.
It's very hurtful. Arrogance implies I exaggerate my own worth, I don't. #humble (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23humble&src=hash)
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed) 13 Jun (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed/status/345118272515080192) One of the candidates short-listed for the head of LTA is pictured on the right #diversity (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23diversity&src=hash)
pic.twitter.com/heOSZpzUim (http://t.co/heOSZpzUim)
@starlitezone (https://twitter.com/starlitezone) 13 Jun (https://twitter.com/starlitezone/status/345119888798535680) @PseudoFed (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed) and the one on the left is his caddie? ��
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed)
@starlitezone (https://twitter.com/starlitezone) Don't talk to Me about the one on the left #irritating (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23irritating&src=hash)
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed) 45m (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed/status/345478517544333313) After watching Happy Days on MyTube, I thought I'd test out new hairstyles for Wimbledon #Fonz
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BMti4ZwCMAA2NS0.jpg (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Fonz&src=hash) pic.twitter.com/ddQsnsuvpK (http://t.co/ddQsnsuvpK)
RoastLamb
14-06-2013, 12:58
Happy Days! :lol:
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 2m
Staff member just said, 'How come everybody gets excited when you beat a wild card, you're supposed beat them aren't you?' #yourefired
Sallydaisy
18-06-2013, 17:06
Pseudofed had a busy weekend ...
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed) 16 Jun (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed/status/346211951648595968) I had no idea that Gerry Weber was in the Spice Girls #SpiceUpYourGOAT (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23SpiceUpYourGOAT&src=hash)
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed) 16 Jun (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed/status/346241886954061824) Andy Murray was inspired by Andre Agassi. I can't say anybody inspired Me until I won My first Grand Slam #humble (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23humble&src=hash)
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed) 16 Jun (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed/status/346269996680364032) UNBELIEVA6LE! Thank you for Queens for waiting for Me to win before starting your final #humble (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23humble&src=hash)
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed) 16 Jun (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed/status/346305094893047808) Someone fire John Lloyd He keeps saying it isn't Father's Day in the US today.
I think his son is playing the April Fool in June #BBCTennis (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23BBCTennis&src=hash)
I met someone earlier that made a lot more sense than some commentators I know #mentioningnonames (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23mentioningnonames&src=hash) pic.twitter.com/KVqF0OvmtI (http://t.co/KVqF0OvmtI)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BM6B_OICEAAr6Ju.jpg
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed) 17 Jun (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed/status/346549737090072576) Whilst making humble tweetings from My "other" work account, I just noticed something about yesterday's trophy pic.twitter.com/Vvj85VSNmJ (http://t.co/Vvj85VSNmJ)
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed) 3h (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed/status/346987953207267328) Excited about being back in Britain. Will absorb the culture Go to pubs have the pint, buy an Indian restaurant on the way homes #humble (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23humble&src=hash)
RoastLamb
18-06-2013, 19:12
I have to say that PseudoFed is miles funnier and cleverer than PseudoRafa. Kudos!
PseudoFed talks about Murray ahead of Wimbledon (http://www.murraysworld.com/news/article/26158/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter)
How come Murraysworld got this scoop, why didn't we get it :grrr:
RoastLamb
19-06-2013, 21:05
Very funny tho'!
PseudoFed talks about Murray ahead of Wimbledon (http://www.murraysworld.com/news/article/26158/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter)
How come Murraysworld got this scoop, why didn't we get it :grrr:
I expect Mark approached them - great journo that he is.........
Latest PseudoFed blog :laugh: :laugh:
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 2h
My Secret Weapon to Win Wim8ledon http://wp.me/p2tAfQ-7S
PseudoFed
20-06-2013, 14:45
PseudoFed talks about Murray ahead of Wimbledon (http://www.murraysworld.com/news/article/26158/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter)
How come Murraysworld got this scoop, why didn't we get it :grrr:
Nobody asked Linda fan :wimbrolly:
Latest PseudoFed blog :laugh: :laugh:
Week 1 – This is the week that the BBC team gasp at My brilliance whilst beating wild-cards.
That is so true!
Latest PseudoFed blog :laugh: :laugh:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
supergran
20-06-2013, 21:14
Loved the latest blog. Also find the photographs used hilarious as they are never flattering.:lol::rolling:
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 23h
@maggiemay_hem Hello little doggy fan. Please don't tell your staff about my latest bloggings #secrets
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 1h
Just been and got some croissants for staff, special treat. Rushing back for the draw #humble pic.twitter.com/YePGSRqNHr
https://twitter.com/PseudoFed/status/348000891900682240/photo/1
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 1h
That moment when you realize you are no longer Mr. Wimbledon's favorite :( pic.twitter.com/NszZUf1Shk
https://twitter.com/PseudoFed/status/348004871489847296/photo/1
Nobody asked Linda fan :wimbrolly:
Feel free to pop by any time for an exclusive oh humble one ;)
Maybe we could thinks of some questions to ask his humbleness.
RoastLamb
21-06-2013, 19:56
Yes, let's do a Q&A thingy. That would be fun. My question would be: did he get Anna Winter"bottom" to sew the gold trim and the "15" on his Wimbly gear herself?
Here are some questions for his most gracious humbleness
a. If you were to race Andy at go karting how would the race go?
b. If Andy was stuck on a desert island and you could drop him some goods from your private jet what would you give him?
c. What are Andy's best and worst habits on court?
One from me:
Knowing what good friends you and Andy are, what do you like best about him?
supergran
22-06-2013, 09:07
And one from me: Discounting humility could you please tell us what is your best personality trait? You may have to quiz your staff.
Tennis Space (http://www.thetennisspace.com/pseudofed-heres-what-the-bbc-will-say-about-me/) - PseudoFed: Here's what the BBC will say about Me
Jim McEnroe: That’s true Sue, but let’s see the type of draw he has. He had an OK time at Roland Garros but he had a great draw so let’s see what happens. Do you think Murray will repeat last year’s success and go one step further and win it? I think he has a great chance of doing it.
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Sue Darker: Yes maybe, but what about Roger, he’s such an Ambassador, so humble too.
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John Floyd: Ooooh!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Not Roger Federer Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 11h
Been up all night thinking about Me and Mr. Wimbledon, I've had this song repeating on My mp3 player... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tth-8wA3PdY …
Tomáš Berdych @tomasberdych 2h
Tweet me up before you go go...
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 2h
@tomasberdych Careless GOAT
Tomáš Berdych @tomasberdych 2h
@PseudoFed i knew you were waiting for me at the last christmas!
@PseudoFed
@tomasberdych That's because ... I'm your man
Tomáš BerdychVerified account @tomasberdych 2h
@PseudoFed you are ,,Love Machine,,
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 2h
@tomasberdych We are Bad Boys
Tomáš BerdychVerified account @tomasberdych 1h
@PseudoFed yeah!!!We need FREEDOME
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 1h
@tomasberdych Because we are Young Guns
Tomáš BerdychVerified account @tomasberdych 1h
@PseudoFed Go for it to Club Tropicana
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 1h
@tomasberdych Did you hear about Serena and Maria... Everything She Wants
Tomáš Berdych @tomasberdych 1h
@PseudoFed I got Message from Wham!!!you are right
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 1h
@tomasberdych During these next 2 weeks, make sure you, Do It Right
Tomáš Berdych @tomasberdych 1h
@PseudoFed Nothing Looks the Same in the Light...You are right...so good night!!!
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 1h
@tomasberdych Goodnight... but Where Did Your Heart Go?
Tomáš Berdych @tomasberdych 1h
Tweet me up before you go go...
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 1h
@tomasberdych Tom My friend, you're such A Ray of Sunshine
Tomáš Berdych @tomasberdych 1h
@PseudoFed Come on I am your man and Dont forget your Credit card baby
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 1h
@tomasberdych You're taking me to The Edge of Heaven
Tomáš BerdychVerified account @tomasberdych 57m
@PseudoFed Heaven 17? Lets make a bomb...thanx tom
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 56m
@tomasberdych Oh no, backed me in A Different Corner
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 38m
Ladies and Gentleman, hope you enjoyed the show. If you're following Me and not @tomasberdych .. #yourefired. Goodnight.
Tomáš Berdych @tomasberdych 37m
Ladies and Gentleman, i hope you enjoyed the show... don ´t forget to tweet me up before you go go @PseudoFed did it!
RoastLamb
22-06-2013, 22:47
:lol:
:lol: Just brilliant!:thumbup:
supergran
24-06-2013, 14:57
:lol::lol::lol:
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 25 Jun
Playing Sergiy Tchaikovsky tomorrow. Listening to Swan Lake to get in the mood. Should be a relaxing match #soothing #bathsalts
Today before and after My match I will give a tour of Wimbledon with photos for those who have never been #tourgiude #yourewelcome
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 12h
If anybody wants a pair of orange sole shoes I have a pair for sale. Only worn once, careful owner, apparently doesn't go well with white
The GOAT has entered the building. This is My front door #yourewelcome pic.twitter.com/BEXSXVtI4K
https://twitter.com/PseudoFed/status/349860124095037441/photo/1
This is the uniform for My staff. The attire underneath says 'humble' as you can see pic.twitter.com/darRMkyuCQ
https://twitter.com/PseudoFed/status/349862156726054912/photo/1
Your missing straw hat Mr Harmans? @NeilHarmanTimes pic.twitter.com/9j6v1wrdNl
https://twitter.com/PseudoFed/status/349870856463319041/photo/1
This is some of My staff waiting to see Me on Humble Hill via large screen pic.twitter.com/dW6FJnzTIa
https://twitter.com/PseudoFed/status/349884321957560321/photo/1
If any other players want to withdraw application forms are available at the Wimbledon shop. Top 10 players very welcome #excited
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 2h
Watching Myself on the live scoreboard #nervous pic.twitter.com/7hwnAymD5q
https://twitter.com/PseudoFed/status/349946978035175424/photo/1
Keep calm and keep your fingers crossed #fedup
What's all the fuss about? Weren't we all supposed to be going out today? #concerned
He's just priceless! :laugh::laugh::laugh:
The PseudoFed blog: My withdrawal from Wimbledon (http://pseudofedblog.com/2013/06/27/my-withdrawal-from-wimbledon/)
The PseudoFed blog: My withdrawal from Wimbledon (http://pseudofedblog.com/2013/06/27/my-withdrawal-from-wimbledon/)
On form as ever :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
RoastLamb
27-06-2013, 16:23
:lol: Ivan Lentils and Paul Anaconda.
:thanks:...Never fails to make me laugh!!!!!......just brilliant!!!!:thumbup:
hfwardhouse
27-06-2013, 20:34
:rofl:
Sooooooo funny! :rolling:
:rolling:Whoever is behind the PseudoFed blog and tweets - just genius. Never fails to make me laugh out loud.
Ben Rothenberg @BenRothenberg 4m
"Show him that I'm not Roger Federer. I can return his serve, make him play tough volleys." -Jurgen Melzer on beating Stakhovsky. #Wimbledon
Ben Rothenberg @BenRothenberg 4m
...That's the first time that playing like "not Roger Federer" has ever been invoked as a successful #Wimbledon strategy, I'm guessing.
Brad Gilbert @bgtennisnation 3m
The british crowd on Henman Hill or Murray Mound we can on ct 1 is Rockin with some laura croft Robson love, nice comeback in 2nd set
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 2m
@bgtennisnation Humble Hill Mr. Bradlings
Brad Gilbert @bgtennisnation 1m
@PseudoFed that is great stuff
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 1m
@bgtennisnation I know #humble
Sergiy Stakhovsky @Stako_tennis 39m
Flying out of London on the wing of @FlySWISS ....awkward
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 21m
@Stako_tennis Staff have forgiven you, I am still thinking about it #humble
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 5h
I went out for the little walk this morning and saw one of My fans #scarf #fashion #catwalk http://www.atpworldtour.com/News/Tennis/2013/06/26/Wimbledon-Friday-Diary-Djokovic-Melzer-Federer-Janowicz.aspx …
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 3h
Bjorn Borg said I can have a discount at his online store #awkward http://www.bjornborg.com/us/cross-over
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 28m
Every time I watch BBC tennis Sue Barker announces that coverage is ending and that I should change channel #passingremotecontroltostaff
hfwardhouse
29-06-2013, 20:16
Yes .... it's becoming increasingly irritating!
Irritating is an understatement I think! Impossible to record anything.
supergran
30-06-2013, 16:11
I actually think it's the worst coverage that I can remember. Even the red button is not as easy and not as many options as in previous years. I'm thinking this might be because of all the other "platforms" on offer. But I do think the BBC should realise that we TV viewers pay for the privilege through our licence fee and we want more consistent coverage on the darned TV.:grrr::grrr:
After the excellent coverage of the French Open by ITV4 the BBC coverage of Wimbledon is a real let down. In the good old days BBC coverage of Wimbledon used to be so good with BBC1 covering Centre Court and British interest matches to their conclusion and BBC2 covering interesting matches on other courts. I realise that they have to cover politics under their charter but it is really annoying to have coverage interrupted for politics and Holyrood.
Could they not make more use of BBC3, BBC4 which don't start until early evening and the Parliament channel. The red button does not always work for me and like most people I cannot sit in front of the television for hours and like to make use of pause and rewind. It is very annoying to go back and find that in the middle of a good match the match was switched to another channel. If the BBC wish to lose Wimbledon I'd say they're going about it the right way.
After the excellent coverage of the French Open by ITV4 the BBC coverage of Wimbledon is a real let down. In the good old days BBC coverage of Wimbledon used to be so good with BBC1 covering Centre Court and British interest matches to their conclusion and BBC2 covering interesting matches on other courts. I realise that they have to cover politics under their charter but it is really annoying to have coverage interrupted for politics and Holyrood.
Could they not make more use of BBC3, BBC4 which don't start until early evening and the Parliament channel. The red button does not always work for me and like most people I cannot sit in front of the television for hours and like to make use of pause and rewind. It is very annoying to go back and find that in the middle of a good match the match was switched to another channel. If the BBC wish to lose Wimbledon I'd say they're going about it the right way.
I have to totally agree with you there Karanga....!!!!
hfwardhouse
30-06-2013, 18:12
Me too ....
And Me. Really don't see why they cannot use BBC3 and 4 during the day. I have to go out tomorrow during Andy's match, probably get home and find they've changed channels again. Useless.
supergran
30-06-2013, 18:39
Perhaps we should deluge the Beeb with messages and e-mails re our dissatisfaction as I am reading lots of grumbles on other social media.
And Me. Really don't see why they cannot use BBC3 and 4 during the day. I have to go out tomorrow during Andy's match, probably get home and find they've changed channels again. Useless.Because they broadcast CBBC and CBeebies on the same frequencies.
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 13h
My Tips for Mr and Mrs Commentator http://wp.me/p2tAfQ-8c
The next blog :rolling:
Perhaps we should deluge the Beeb with messages and e-mails re our dissatisfaction as I am reading lots of grumbles on other social media.
I'm all for that, it's worked for us before, but what address to write to?
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 29 Jun
Special announcement regarding My retirement: I plan to play tennis as long as Michael Jagger has been in the music business.
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 10h
The tyres in the #F1 are going out as fast as the players in the first week at #Wimbledon
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 10h
If Mr. Pirelli is anything like Mr. Wimbledon, he'll say the tyres are fine and maybe the drivers should check their shoes #F1
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 8h
I wonder if Mr. Lews Hamilton has ever considered little windscreen wipers on his sunglasses? #justsaying #big
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 59m
Really enjoying Mumford and Sons at #Glasto13 singing, Little GOAT Man. Staff are tapping My toes. #excited
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 18m
One of My staff sent Me this. When you get home staff member forward details and one may do the buying #happyhour pic.twitter.com/kgSvZXWT1P
https://twitter.com/PseudoFed/status/351465916816560130/photo/1
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 10h
The GOAT will be at #Wimbledon again today. If you recognize Me you may have an autograph for a small fee #expensive #excited
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 10h
Re. My last tweetings.... no discount for children #equality
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 3h
Next on Court 1 is Juan One Martin of the Potro playing Seppi
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 7m
Heard the Centre Court crowd cheer from Court 1. Either Andrew of the Murrays won or the crowd have just learnt that I'm here #humble
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 5m
My Wham twitter partner @tomasberdych is 2 sets to 1 up against Tomic #excitingmatch
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 5m
So much traffic outside Wimbledon. Everyone in a car in Church Road is fired
Another PseudoFed blog (http://pseudofedblog.com/2013/06/30/my-tips-for-mr-and-mrs-commentator/)
Sallydaisy
03-07-2013, 18:19
:lol:
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed) 1m (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed/status/352490972883582976) That match was so exciting I had to ask staff to move Me to the edge of My seat #Murray (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Murray&src=hash) #Wimbledon (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Wimbledon&src=hash)
RoastLamb
03-07-2013, 20:29
:lol:
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 56m
"Judy Murray, Andy Murray’s mother, knows who is behind the account" ... Judy knows who I am? #excited http://straightsets.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/07/04/a-federer-parody-thats-as-smooth-as-a-federer-backhand/ …
New York Times link - http://straightsets.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/07/04/a-federer-parody-thats-as-smooth-as-a-federer-backhand/
supergran
04-07-2013, 22:49
Read that....very interesting to read that Judy knows.
Well, Judy was one of his first followers - which is how I found him. I suspected back in those early days that it was someone in Andy's camp, possibly Kim or even Judy herself. Though all sorts of other suggestions have been put forward since - I've been wondering for some time about a Rafa fan called Wooffs who has long conversations with him. But if it were her, I'm not sure that Judy would know.
Latest blog (http://pseudofedblog.com/)
Latest blog (http://pseudofedblog.com/)
that is brilliant - one of his best I think!
RoastLamb
05-07-2013, 12:13
The cowlick manoeuvre! :lol:
Latest blog (http://pseudofedblog.com/)
:rolling: :rolling:
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 1m
Staff and I were in the crowd today at Wimbledon to try and do the offputtings. Unfortunately both semis had a winner
Sallydaisy
06-07-2013, 10:55
http://i717.photobucket.com/albums/ww173/prestonjjrtr/Smileys/bth_Smiley25-1.gif
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed) 6m (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed/status/353465044664741888) EXCLUSIVE: Ivan reacts to news that aliens have made contact
and humans can travel faster than the speed of light pic.twitter.com/BLLJ2Hu7Rk (http://t.co/BLLJ2Hu7Rk)
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 5h
Peter Fleming, your mic was on when you did an impersonation of the Duke of Kent. No Knighthood any time soon then #awkward
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 2h
Staff firing up the HumbleCopter. I will be there today so it's still worth going knowing you'll be in My presence #humble
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 4h
Just noticed @TheBorisBecker is following Me. I'm not sure who is more grateful, Me for being followed or Boris for following Me #legend
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 10m
Thank you all for coming, play will resume next year. Safe journey home #humble pic.twitter.com/GZdUyi8kAI
https://twitter.com/PseudoFed/status/353850432289910784/photo/1
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 7 Jul
Staff member said, "The crowd were louder than ever" #youresofired
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 7 Jul
Feeling very down this evening. Staff are pulling down the edges of My mouth #humble
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 9h
FYI everybody fans. 5 is the new number 1 #excited #seedlings
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 4h
This time yesterday I was still Wimbledon Champion #justsaying
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 40m
Staff member just said, "Are you in Bastad?" - I said, "I've been in all day, there's no need to be rude." #badmanners
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 3m
My legacy http://wp.me/p2tAfQ-8B
Next blog :)
Tennis Space (http://www.thetennisspace.com/pseudofed-an-open-letter-to-andy-murray/) - PseudoFed: An open letter to Andrew Murray
RoastLamb
16-07-2013, 12:15
The actual Wimbledon trophy they give you is much smaller when you get it homes. It isn’t very useful but I do find that they make excellent containers for Lindt chocolates. :lol:
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 1h
Really enjoying My new racquet. Lovely touch from #Wilson to add wheels on its case pic.twitter.com/8LpNL7e6I2
pic.twitter.com/8LpNL7e6I2
Another blog
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 21 Jul
Gstaad Preview http://wp.me/p2tAfQ-8P
"5. Feliciano. Better known as Judy Murray’s squeezy thing."
:rolling: :rolling:
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 21 Jul
Can't wait for the #USOpen - Staff member said that "the waiting is the hardest part". I said, "Don't be so Petty" #freefalling
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 24 Jul
Thinking of changing My name to George #GOAT
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 26 Jul
After recent results Wilson have given Me a new racquet to try. Apparently, it has a hell of a sweet spot https://twitter.com/PseudoFed/status/360745008166486017/photo/1
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 27 Jul
Business venture in between tournaments. Discount for Mr Harmans @NeilHarmanTimes and Mr Cahills @darren_cahill https://twitter.com/PseudoFed/status/361134003186724864/photo/1
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 28 Jul
Hello @jamie_murray Congratulations. I have racquet issues at the moment, do you want to swap? #excited https://twitter.com/PseudoFed/status/361556844025618432/photo/1
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 1h
Looking on ebay for racquets. Some of the shipping costs are so high! #homeshopping
Brightened my day as ever :-)
hfwardhouse
31-07-2013, 16:41
:lol:
Sallydaisy
02-08-2013, 18:46
:laugh:
:wino:
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed) Oh I see, not content with having won #Wimbledon (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Wimbledon&src=hash)
he now has to have his own vineyard #offended (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23offended&src=hash)
pic.twitter.com/kvWzZQCcIt (http://t.co/kvWzZQCcIt)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BQrx8BqCQAALHsh.jpg
Some more beauties
Anna Winterbottom, wearing fur. This does not impress the GOAT and therefore, #yourefired fur (http://www.theguardian.com/fashion/fashion-blog/2013/aug/01/fur-back-fashion-designers-wear?INTCMP=SRCH)
Not only do I not know what seed I am, but does anybody know what day it is? #forgetful #excited tennisspace (http://www.thetennisspace.com/federer-could-arrive-at-the-us-open-as-the-world-no-7/)
Congratulations to Vasek Popsicle in Montreal. Staff and I send you our regards #Roger
:laugh:
Possibly world #7 at the USO. Poor PseudoFed!!! I feel for him. :grrr: ;)
supergran
07-08-2013, 11:44
:laugh:
Possibly world #7 at the USO. Poor PseudoFed!!! I feel for him. :grrr: ;)Liar!!:laugh::laugh:
supergran
07-08-2013, 23:48
:laugh:
Possibly world #7 at the USO. Poor PseudoFed!!! I feel for him. :grrr: ;)Smack myself on hand...you feel sorry for PseudoFed..didn't read it properly.:shamed: I know what you mean...Can he keep going? Hope so as I love his tweets.:thumbup:
:laugh: Oh well I've an inkling it might PseudoFed's 32nd birthday today. Many happy returns of the day. :boogie: :boogie: :shelebrate:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: But of course I was referring to PseudoFed. Who else???!!!
Yes I hope PseudoFed can keep going too - he always brings a smile to my face. :laugh:
Maybe Fed will have to make a redundancy payment to Pseudofed when he retires! Now how much might that be worth?.....:lol:
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 7m
One of My Birthday gifts. They're pretty good. Let's face it, it's got to be better than the last one I had https://twitter.com/PseudoFed/status/365420178491703296/photo/1
supergran
08-08-2013, 10:50
Just sent him birthday greetings on twitter and received a lovely reply.;):lol:
^^^ Love PseudoFed's birthday prezzie. :lol:
hfwardhouse
08-08-2013, 16:45
Another cracker!
I wonder if Janowicz will ask for a roof to be built and then closed in a minute? #Montreal
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 3m
I'm very glad that us tennis players don't wear the same shorts as sprinters #revealing #private
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 3m
Thank you so much commentators for reminding Me 59 times in the first set that Rafa is in My quarter in Cinccinnati #yourefired
Sallydaisy
12-08-2013, 16:45
PseudoFed is warming up nicely for Cincy:
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed) 5m (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed/status/366961979459514370) So, I will play Kohlschreiber in the second round.
I played Bye in the first round and won convincingly
:facepalm:
Sallydaisy
12-08-2013, 17:47
:rolling:
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed) 3m (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed/status/366976169058385922) Went to the bathroom after practice. Saw Nole's Dad which caused an awkward silence.
I couldn't do the tinkles until he left
For those who don't know ... Nole's Dad took a pop at Federer and Nadal.
http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:KJ2yvufXvpQJ:www.espn.co.uk/tennis/sport/story/225999.html+&cd=3&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=uk&client=firefox-a
Sallydaisy
15-08-2013, 19:15
:lol:
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed) 17m (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed/status/368083818122452993) Don't worry fans. Imagine how few points I'll have to defend next year! #sneaky (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23sneaky&src=hash)
Tweeted immediately after Feddykins had lost the first set 1-6 to Tommy Haas.
hfwardhouse
15-08-2013, 19:58
:rolling:
Sallydaisy
16-08-2013, 23:01
:rolling:
I see you've been trying to sell breadsticks to PF!
;)
hfwardhouse @hfwardhouse (https://twitter.com/hfwardhouse) 48m (https://twitter.com/hfwardhouse/status/368495518302744576) @PseudoFed (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed) maybe u shd order a breadstick in case ur peckish? #allinthepreparation (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23allinthepreparation&src=hash)
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed) 45m (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed/status/368496224963280897) @hfwardhouse (https://twitter.com/hfwardhouse) Sounds delicious farming fan. Could you arrange some Olive Oil, Balsamic vinegar & a selection of cheeses for the 1stset break?
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed) 1m (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed/status/368507104732016640) Move over Baby Fed, Daddy is here #nervous (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23nervous&src=hash)
During and after the Cincy quarters against Rafa.
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 13h
Courtside tweetings: Did I just win the match? #excited
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 13h
After seeing Rafa hit Nole in the faces, I will change outfits for the 2nd set just in case https://twitter.com/PseudoFed/status/368523470147051520/photo/1
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 13h
Courtside tweetings: Shut Up
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 12h
Staff member said, "At least you won the first set" #yourefired
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 2h
Good morning @andreapetkovic thank you for the follow. Pleasure is all yours #humble
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 17m
Hello Mr Tom @tomasberdych I softened him up for you last night #YoureWelcome
Sallydaisy
18-08-2013, 18:01
:tennis:
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed) 1m (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed/status/369155851656781824) If this match lasts 2 months like Isner v Mahut at Wimbledon,
does this mean neither can enter the US Open? #justasking (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23justasking&src=hash)
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed) 1h (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed/status/369130917400285187) I'm really getting fed up with tennis at the moment.
Does anybody know if there are any vacancies in any other sport? #resume (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23resume&src=hash)
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 20 Aug
Going to the Adidas store in NYC tonight and will spend $74.99
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 22 Aug
Special announcement, new kit just arrived for the US Open #excited https://twitter.com/PseudoFed/status/370516215338246146/photo/1
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 22 Aug
Examining the draw for the US Open https://twitter.com/PseudoFed/status/370579773795213312/photo/1
Not Roger Federer @PseudoFed 9h
Good morning from the Big Apples! In case you haven't seen my new banner on My Facebook page, please do so! https://www.facebook.com/Federer
^ That last one is the real Roger Federer's facebook page. Even PseudoFed couldn't have made that up. :shocked::eek::hide::rofl:
Good grief - thank goodness I took a look BEFORE I'd had my breakfast!
"Yesterday" by "FedCartney" (http://pseudofedblog.com/2013/08/24/yesterday/)
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Looks like he is having a hard day's night.
I bet his next effort will be called "Help" or "I want to hold your hand" or "I'm down"
Sallydaisy
26-08-2013, 13:33
Imagine ..... the latest (http://pseudofedblog.com/2013/08/26/imagine/)from FedCartney.
:peace:
:rolling:
its by Fedennon.
Sallydaisy
26-08-2013, 17:44
:rolling:
its by Fedennon.
Is it? I missed that bit.
I wonder if next will be Fedarrison with My Sweet Goat?
:laugh:
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