PseudoFed on twitter / PseudoFed's blog

[cazza99]

:rolling:

[hfwardhouse]

That's brilliant :rofl:

[Helen40]

Brilliant as usual. I wonder whether Pseudofed will come forward one day so we can write tributes to him/her properly. PS, you've certainly brightened up my life, and made me laugh lots!!

[pabbers]

Just hilarious!

[Jan62]

PseudoFed just gets better and better. Sometimes there's quite a gap between blog postings - but as usual these are just genius. Brightens my day every time.

[supergran]

They are so brilliant. I will really miss pseudofed when Fed leaves tennis. His (?) tweets and blogs make me laugh so much. Should be published in a book.:laugh::laugh:

[cazza99]

Not Roger Federer ‏@PseudoFed 20m

Just heard that @andy_murray 's first round match has been moved to next Tuesday at 7:30am. Well, it isn't like he's the defending champ

Not Roger Federer ‏@PseudoFed 19h

Has anybody seen Bye? I usually play him in Master events but haven't seen him here. #concerned


Not Roger Federer ‏@PseudoFed 27 Aug

In case anybody missed it. I have a new glow in the dark jacket. It is quite spectacular. #humble #Nike https://twitter.com/PseudoFed/status/372329016239222784/photo/1

[Helen40]

Not Roger Federer ‏@PseudoFed 29 Aug

I don't know what all the fuss is about with the scheduling. Seems perfectly fine to Me

[Helen40]

Not Roger Federer ‏@PseudoFed 4h


Staff member just said, "Who do you think will win the #USOpen this year?" #yourefired

[supergran]

So funny!!:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Jan62]

Latest blog from PseudoFed http://pseudofedblog.com/2013/09/02/somebody-stole-my-face/ Brilliant, as always.

[RoastLamb]

Andrew of the Murrays: Well, frankly we can’t put anything past Andrew. He stole My Olympic Gold, My Wimbledon title and is I don’t know how many rankings above Me. If anybody spots Andrew doing the smirky faces then I will assume he is guilty.

:lol:

[hfwardhouse]

:lol:

[karanga]

:lol:

[Helen40]

Not Roger Federer ‏@PseudoFed 9m

Courtside tweetings: In case anybody is doing the wonderings, I went swimming right before this match, it isn't sweat #rightguard

Not Roger Federer ‏@PseudoFed 41m

Courtside tweetings: does anybody know if Arthur Ash court is available yet?

Neil Harman ‏@NeilHarmanTimes 2h

It is raining in New York and, against my better judgement I have been persuaded to read this http://pseudofedblog.com/

Not Roger Federer ‏@PseudoFed 2h

@NeilHarmanTimes You're welcome Mr Harmans.

[Sallydaisy]

:lol:

Not Roger Federer ‏@PseudoFed (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed) 4m (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed/status/374684206632153088) I swear if someone mentions retirement in the press conference I will get staff to swing for them

[hfwardhouse]

:rolling:

[supergran]

:laugh::laugh:

[cazza99]

Not Roger Federer ‏@PseudoFed 2h

Whoever put this in the newspaper, it's not clever and it's not funny https://twitter.com/PseudoFed/status/378929700980027392/photo/1
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BUI6ji4CcAAZwqd.jpg
picture from twitter

[cazza99]

Not Roger Federer ‏@PseudoFed 13 Sep

I never have like St. David's cup. I'm never sure which player actually wins #confusing

Not Roger Federer ‏@PseudoFed 13 Sep

Just played a 60 shot rally against the door of one of My garages #excited Shame it ended with the shankings

Not Roger Federer ‏@PseudoFed 7 Sep

One person you could never accuse of coaching is the animated Mr. Lentils https://twitter.com/PseudoFed/status/376399021562023936/photo/1

Not Roger Federer ‏@PseudoFed 7 Sep

Staff member just said, "Nice to see a Swiss player in the semis of a Grand Slam" #yourefired

Not Roger Federer ‏@PseudoFed 3 Sep

In case anybody missed last night's press conference https://twitter.com/PseudoFed/status/374868781350154240/photo/1

[karanga]

:lol:

[Jan62]

This isn't PseudoFed actually but its so funny and I couldn't think where else to post it


Ben Rothenberg ‏@BenRothenberg 16m
VIDEO: "His flowing locks tease that swoosh band." This tribute song about Roger Federer is…something to behold. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvanlJrYBJg …

I actually think the song was done without a trace of irony but its worthy of PseudoFed him/herself :)

[Alis]

Hysterical - are you sure it isn't Pseudofed?

[lynne]

:laugh::laugh::laugh:....Words FAIL Me!!!!!!!!:laugh:

[Linda]

:shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::facepalm:

[Linda]

PseudoFed writes for Tennis Space again. (http://www.thetennisspace.com/pseudofed-what-i-really-think-about-rafa/)

[supergran]

Read that..amusing!

[Helen40]

Loved it. I'm so glad that PseudoFed is still writing even though he has had many disappointments this year.

[hfwardhouse]

:rolleyes:


Dear Andrew @andy_murray Best wishes at the hospital. Speedy recovery but please do not come back stronger. Hugs from Me and staff PF xx

[cazza99]

July Pseudofed blogs :rolling:

https://pseudofedblog.com/2016/07/02/twitter-account-hack/

https://pseudofedblog.com/2016/07/04/when-i-stayed-at-andrews-house/

https://pseudofedblog.com/2016/07/08/pseudo-pseudo-watches/

[Linda]

I love the Andrews-house one.

[hfwardhouse]

I just read that chapter of the book by the pool. The whole thing is hilarious!

[glenys]

I just read that chapter of the book by the pool. The whole thing is hilarious!

I keep re-reading it - and getting funny looks at work when i burst out laughing

[hfwardhouse]

Had to stop reading. Way too embarrassing for the pool :rofl:

[patlowe]

From pseudofed blog - andrews-house..... 'I noticed a beautiful picture he had on the wall then realised it was a mirror. I smiled.....'
:rolling:

[lynne]

Latest PseudoFed Letter.......A Time to Remember............https://pseudofedblog.com/2016/11/21/a-time-to-remember/

[lynne]

Latest tweet from PseudoFed..........




Dear Andrew @andy_murray - I'll call you Sir if you call me Roggie #exchange #excited

[Jan]

Thought he'd have something to say!!

[Rosalind]

Does anyone know who PseudoFed is apart from a fabulously witty person?

[cazza99]

Pseudofed blog (https://pseudofedblog.com/2016/12/24/pseudofed-is-coming-to-town/) - PseudoFed is Coming to Town

[cazza99]

Another blog - https://pseudofedblog.com/2017/01/26/im-dreaming/

[patlowe]

Another blog - https://pseudofedblog.com/2017/01/26/im-dreaming/

:big grin: Very clever!

[Sallydaisy]

Out of his retirement box for a nanosecond.

Not Roger Federer‏ @PseudoFed (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed) 5m5 minutes ago (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed/status/861688059917742080)




And that goes to show, follow the GOAT and you win the matches that matter. Congratulations @geniebouchard (https://twitter.com/geniebouchard) from Me and staff #GOAT (https://twitter.com/hashtag/GOAT?src=hash)

[lynne]

Latest blog folks!!!


https://pseudofedblog.com/2017/05/15/roland-garros-2017/



Plus a tweet.............. Not Roger Federer‏ @PseudoFed 6h6 hours ago


Dear Andrew @andy_murray Happy Birthday from Me and Staff. Hope you have a lovely day. Please don't play at Wimbledon. Love GOAT xx

[Linda]

Pseudofed says it's like 2008 all over again? Well, he famously didn't win Wimbledon that year!

[lynne]

Latest Blog folks!!


PseudoFed.......... https://pseudofedblog.com/author/pseudofedblog/

[cazza99]

New blog - https://pseudofedblog.com/2017/07/08/focaccia/
(https://pseudofedblog.com/2017/07/08/focaccia/)

:rolling:
(https://pseudofedblog.com/2017/07/08/focaccia/)

[Sallydaisy]

Pseudofeds interpretation of Andy at middle Saturday ...
:p
https://youtu.be/G7OUcS6MkHU

[Linda]

Great new Pseudofed blog. Sorry I can't post link from my Kindle.

[cazza99]

3 blogs fro Pseudofed this month.

https://pseudofedblog.com/2018/01/13/flat-earth-theory-an-essay/

https://pseudofedblog.com/2018/01/15/the-science-of-surgery/

https://pseudofedblog.com/2018/01/19/astronomy/

:rolling: :rolling: :rolling:

[cazza99]

Pseudofed blogs from earlier this year :) :rolling:

https://pseudofedblog.com/2018/07/14/wimbledon-scheduling-2018/

https://pseudofedblog.com/2018/09/04/us-open-2018/

[cazza99]

Not Roger Federer‏ @PseudoFed (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed) Nov 11 (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed/status/1061723186084089856)

Carole Bouchard‏ @carole_bouchard (https://twitter.com/carole_bouchard)


So much misfiring from Federer in that set... 5-5






Not Roger Federer Retweeted Carole Bouchard

Not misfiring, I just know I can lose this but still win the tournament #excited (https://twitter.com/hashtag/excited?src=hash)





Not Roger Federer‏ @PseudoFed (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed) Nov 11 (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed/status/1061726002588598272)





Not Roger Federer Retweeted Matthew Willis

https://twitter.com/MattRacquet/status/1061714278812708864

Attention, this video was doctored by the White House. #ATPFinals (https://twitter.com/hashtag/ATPFinals?src=hash)https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags/Nitto_ATP_Finals_2018/Nitto_ATP_Finals_2018.png (https://twitter.com/hashtag/ATPFinals?src=hash)





Not Roger Federer‏ @PseudoFed (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed) Nov 11 (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed/status/1061735356989628418)



I bet the media will report that I lost the match. This is why nobody trusts them anymore #FakeNews (https://twitter.com/hashtag/FakeNews?src=hash) #ATPFinal (https://twitter.com/hashtag/ATPFinals?src=hash)s (https://twitter.com/hashtag/ATPFinals?src=hash)https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags/Nitto_ATP_Finals_2018/Nitto_ATP_Finals_2018.png (https://twitter.com/hashtag/ATPFinals?src=hash)




Not Roger Federer‏ @PseudoFed (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed) 3h3 hours ago (https://twitter.com/PseudoFed/status/1062428797499293697)





It's not that I expect any special treatment or anything, but could the player seats be wiped down with a fresh smelling wipe before I appear. #ATPWorldTourFinal (https://twitter.com/hashtag/ATPWorldTourFinals?src=hash)s (https://twitter.com/hashtag/ATPWorldTourFinals?src=hash)https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags/Nitto_ATP_Finals_2018/Nitto_ATP_Finals_2018.png (https://twitter.com/hashtag/ATPWorldTourFinals?src=hash)

[cazza99]

Pseudofed Blog - July 2019 - an upsetting week - https://pseudofedblog.com/2019/07/07/an-upsetting-first-week/


Lastly but not not leastly, we have Andrew of the Murrays. I swear he’s come back to give Me the irritations. I can see that smirk now. Look, the fact is he retired, we had a farewell party and everything. I even sent him a gift voucher. 5 minutes later not only is he back on (My) court but he’s partnering with Serena. There are only so many minutes in a day for commentators to do the talkings and there’s nothing left for Me.


Pseudoblog May 2019 - An Open letter to Nick Kyrgios - https://pseudofedblog.com/2019/05/16/an-open-letter-to-nick-kyrgios/


:rolling: :rolling:

[lynne]

PseudoFed Blog ..... Movie Review - "Resufracing" :laugh:

https://pseudofedblog.com/2020/01/30/movie-review-resufracing/



:big grin::big grin:

[lynne]

Latest Blog ....... :wave:


https://pseudofedblog.com/author/pseudofedblog/






:wave: