Add three words to the story

[jackie55]

so they all

[harriet]

dressed up as

[suttontennis]

tarts and vicars

[harriet]

which gave someone

[suttontennis]

an idea for

[jackie55]

a really great

[JerryD]

Fast dance routine

[Jennan]

such as samba

[suttontennis]

so Len Goodman

[JerryD]

After some thought

[harriet]

brought out his

[JerryD]

Favourite cd of

[suttontennis]

Swiss Navy music

[jackie55]

which he played

[Jennan]

on his banjo

[suttontennis]

while simultaneously yodelling

[harriet]

. Meanwhile in a

[JerryD]

Dark corner of

[Jennan]

Wimbledon's tennis courts

[suttontennis]

the committee convened

[harriet]

to hear the

[JerryD]

Evidence of cheating

[Jennan]

from his opponent

[suttontennis]

citing as evidence

[harriet]

his failing to

[JerryD]

Declare the meds

[jackie55]

that he had

[harriet]

been slipped by

[suttontennis]

libel prevents me from putting the obvious response, so instead I'l go for
his unscrupulous coach

[JerryD]

More than once

[jackie55]

without him

[JerryD]

Knowing. The people

[suttontennis]

gasped and shouted
(though not at the same time as that would be rather difficult, some did one, some did the other, some did one then the other)

[jackie55]

before falling down

[JerryD]

With utter shock

[harriet]

our hero turned

[JerryD]

And with a

[suttontennis]

double handed backhand

[harriet]

pinned the umpire

[JerryD]

Against the chair

[Jennan]

and then he

[suttontennis]

switched off Hawkeye

[JerryD]

And put on

[harriet]

Steeleye Span and

[JerryD]

A blue wig

[Helen40]

and attacked the

[harriet]

source of his

[Master Yorkie]

misery - the umpire,

[Helen40]

with his big

[Master Yorkie]

hands and smaller

[Jennan]

head and hands

[Helen40]

He hit him

[JerryD]

Whilst shouting "are...

[Master Yorkie]

you seriously that

[Helen40]

biased towards the

[harriet]

umpire that you

[Master Yorkie]

could do this?'

[Helen40]

On the next

[Master Yorkie]

plane I could

[harriet]

see the steward

[Master Yorkie]

and ask her

[Helen40]

to give me

[emjay1970]

a packet of

[JerryD]

Dried banana flakes

[jackie55]

with no added

[Helen40]

artificial sweeteners or

[harriet]

blah blah blah

[Jennan]

so then he

[Master Yorkie]

took out the

[Helen40]

big bunch of

[harriet]

bananas and some

[Master Yorkie]

boiled sweets to

[Helen40]

gird up his

[suttontennis]

loins (you don't gird anything else really), ready for

[harriet]

his entry into

[Helen40]

the US Open

(st- I wasn't sure what it meant, so I thought I see how it was used)

[Jennan]

where he met

[suttontennis]

Mohammed the umpire

[Helen40]

his one true

[suttontennis]

leader of officials

[Helen40]

So he went

[Master Yorkie]

and bought Mohammed

[Helen40]

a nice new

[suttontennis]

pair of sunglasses

[Helen40]

so that he

[harriet]

could see into

[banskogirl]

the future of

[Helen40]

the game of

[harriet]

tennis played with

[Helen40]

a neon ball

[suttontennis]

made of cheese

[Helen40]

and a huge

[Jennan]

layer of chocolate

[Helen40]

moose with lots

[Master Yorkie]

of sensors to

[suttontennis]

moderate fat intake

[harriet]

switched off Saturdays

[suttontennis]

due to a

[Jennan]

lack of training

[suttontennis]

in dietary supplements

[harriet]

. The melting chocolate

[Master Yorkie]

was Mohammed's favourite

[suttontennis]

for nibbling when

[harriet]

floating on his

[Master Yorkie]

springy umpires chair

[jackie55]

in the middle

[Jennan]

of Andy's pool

[suttontennis]

filled with champagne

[harriet]

tho the bubbles

[jackie55]

started to go

[harriet]

thrillingly up his

[suttontennis]

nose, causing sneezing

[Yellowlivi]

Fits during the

[jackie55]

the most important

[KevD]

Section of the

[suttontennis]

match tie-break

[jackie55]

for the title

[harriet]

GOAT or Nanny

[Jennan]

or number one

[harriet]

giddy *** in

[suttontennis]

giddy *** in

sorry but I have no idea where this is going or what it means. So I'll just put something non specific like,

Meanwhile, over in

[Jennan]

number two court

[suttontennis]

the stewards asked

[harriet]

someone for their

[KevD]

Tickets, and searched

[harriet]

in vain while

[jackie55]

the crowd started

[harriet]

whistling and clapping

[Yellowlivi]

While Andy opened

[harriet]

his shoulders to

[jackie55]

serve his fastest

[JerryD]

Ace so far

[KevD]

But it was

[themass15]

Not to be

[KevD]

It appeared, but

[suttontennis]

was called fault

[KevD]

by a blind

[suttontennis]

mouse, mistakenly appearing

[Yellowlivi]

On court wearing

[harriet]

false ears and

[Yellowlivi]

a ginormous hat

[suttontennis]

[QUOTE=Yellowlivi;176538]a ginormous hat.
The committee decided

[harriet]

they could not

[suttontennis]

allow this behaviour

[Master Yorkie]

, banning the mouse

[suttontennis]

, banning the mouse,

subject to appeal.

[jackie55]

so while they

[suttontennis]

deliberated over a

[harriet]

burgundy and steak

[suttontennis]

followed by cheesecake

[harriet]

coffee and cigars

[KevD]

Both of which

[harriet]

were foregone because

[KevD]

they smell bad

[harriet]

, but really because

[KevD]

we did not

[harriet]

want to wait

[KevD]

for the machine

[harriet]

to download the

[Master Yorkie]

mouse's case notes

[harriet]

in case the

[suttontennis]

original prognosis of

[harriet]

life threatening cheese

[jackie55]

turned out to

[KevD]

to be given

[suttontennis]

incorrectly due to

[harriet]

the mouse nibbling

[jackie55]

right though the

[suttontennis]

main computer lead

[Master Yorkie]

of the appeal

[harriet]

but the chief

[suttontennis]

ruled no offence

[harriet]

had been taken

[jackie55]

but they did

[suttontennis]

administer a sharp

[jackie55]

smack which caused

[harriet]

a scarlet weal

[suttontennis]

the size of

[harriet]

Canada to erupt

[suttontennis]

almost without warning.

[harriet]

This did not

[suttontennis]

cause a rethink

[harriet]

because the mouse

[jackie55]

started to run

[suttontennis]

round in circles

[harriet]

till he wore

[suttontennis]

holes in his

[harriet]

slippers and fell

[jackie55]

down a large

[suttontennis]

hole-shaped hole

[jackie55]

without touching either

[harriet]

his toes or

[suttontennis]

hurting his knees

[jackie55]

he was surprised

[harriet]

his nose glowed

[suttontennis]

a bright yellow

[harriet]

with a greenish

[suttontennis]

tint, reminiscent of

[harriet]

the gleam off

[suttontennis]

the North Sea

[harriet]

in a force9

[suttontennis]

breeze, later upgraded

[harriet]

to force10 hurricane

[rouges]

In the Caribbean

[suttontennis]

Foods Shopping Emporium

[harriet]

stocking everything for

[rouges]

for next party

[jackie55]

which was going

[harriet]

to be sensational

[suttontennis]

held in Halifax

[jackie55]

in their most

[harriet]

futuristic and opulent

[suttontennis]

conference room with

[harriet]

one way mirrors

[rouges]

on all walls

[suttontennis]

specifically designed for

[harriet]

catching off-guard moments

[suttontennis]

despite dressing in

[Alis]

lycra cycling shorts

[suttontennis]

to avoid attention.

[jackie55]

he started to

[harriet]

touch his toes

[suttontennis]

whilst whistling greensleeves

[harriet]

because that tune

[suttontennis]

when whistled backwards

[Alis]

brought down the

[harriet]

righteous wrath of

[suttontennis]

Craig Revel Horwood

[harriet]

'who he?' ed

[suttontennis]

He's strictly famous..

[Alis]

and so utterly

[suttontennis]

shy and withdrawn

[harriet]

or so he

[jackie55]

liked people to

[harriet]

suppose, to disguise

[suttontennis]

his tennis mania

[harriet]

which was starting

[suttontennis]

to give concern

[harriet]

to his grannie

[suttontennis]

who he kept

[harriet]

on tenterhooks lest

[suttontennis]

he qualified for

[harriet]

a training session

[suttontennis]

on Ben Nevis

[harriet]

where he would

[jackie55]

be amongst elite

[harriet]

practitioners of his

[suttontennis]

challenging sporting speciality

[harriet]

tho the rule-book

[jackie55]

did say that