Add three words to the story

[harriet]

in bad weather

[suttontennis]

tearing your shirt

[harriet]

would result in

[suttontennis]

a red face

[harriet]

if not a

[suttontennis]

mounting clothing bill

[harriet]

. But heigh ho

[suttontennis]

said Snow White

[harriet]

to Sleepy who

[suttontennis]

surprisingly, was sleeping.

[harriet]

Snow White snorted

[suttontennis]

rather annoyed that

[harriet]

her alarm clock

[suttontennis]

disguised as a

[harriet]

snowflake in a

[suttontennis]

snowstorm, failed to

[harriet]

supply the necessary

[suttontennis]

noise to waken

[harriet]

the Kraken beneath

[suttontennis]

her antique bed

[harriet]

on casters, rolling

[suttontennis]

down the hallway.

[harriet]

The Kraken, awoken

[suttontennis]

by a hobbit,

[harriet]

unrolled its tongue

[banskogirl]

And blew a

[suttontennis]

quick burst of

[harriet]

kiss bubbles with

[jackie55]

a long round

[harriet]

of gurgling green

[Helen40]

vomit. Then he

[harriet]

uncoiled his grey

[supergran]

bundle and screamed

[harriet]

"who dares to

[Helen40]

tread in my

[harriet]

shadow, I will

[Helen40]

give you ten

[harriet]

seconds before I

[jackie55]

start to get

[harriet]

my dander up

[banskogirl]

, throw the grey

[harriet]

bundle outta da

[jackie55]

right in the

[Jennan]

path of a

[harriet]

run-away trail bike

[Helen40]

Then I will

[Jennan]

run after the

[harriet]

train, which is

[Helen40]

rolling quickly into

[harriet]

Inverness, so I

[patmoren]

missed that one.

[harriet]

But never mind

[Helen40]

there might be

[Jennan]

a later train

[harriet]

, much later so

[jackie55]

he was then

[harriet]

cheered to find

[Helen40]

a bag containing

[harriet]

a firework and

[Helen40]

a big bunch

[harriet]

of keys and

[Helen40]

he picked up

[harriet]

his matches before

[Helen40]

proceeding slowly upwards

[Jennan]

towards the open

[jackie55]

door, he then

[Jennan]

decided he would

[Helen40]

go forth and

[harriet]

multiply. So his

[banskogirl]

trophy cabinet expanded

[Helen40]

magically to encompass

[patmoren]

all his fears.

[Jennan]

and future success

[Helen40]

in the new

[patmoren]

world of Trump

[jackie55]

high in the

[patmoren]

clouds above Parliament

[harriet]

but the Speaker

[banskogirl]

had earplugs in

[Helen40]

made of bright

[patmoren]

shiny broken glass

[Helen40]

so he couldn't

[harriet]

catch the sound

[banskogirl]

of Radio 5

[Helen40]

where bouncy and

[harriet]

his pals were

[Helen40]

driveling as only

[patmoren]

they can. It

[banskogirl]

made the local

[Helen40]

tennis club seem

[patmoren]

like a group

[jackie55]

of really odd

[Helen40]

gorillas, only playing

[jackie55]

with their guitars

[patmoren]

and twiddling their

[Helen40]

plectrums whilst they

[themass15]

kept on singing

[Helen40]

kumbaya my lord

[patmoren]

to the tune

[jackie55]

of the marching

[Helen40]

sheep, who were

[patmoren]

frightened by the

[jackie55]

loud, howling sound

[patmoren]

that emanated from

[banskogirl]

the distant bagpipe

[harriet]

expertly played by

[Helen40]

the Murray brothers

[patmoren]

Once the noise

[harriet]

they hardly heard

[patmoren]

had stopped, they

[Helen40]

began bleating, looking

[harriet]

for all the

[patmoren]

nice men who

[Alis]

were wearing sporrans

[patmoren]

unfortunately a dark

[Helen40]

knight with sword

[harriet]

wanted his breakfast

[Helen40]

of a big

[harriet]

shell pie with

[Helen40]

lashings of hot

[harriet]

gravy with mash

[patmoren]

After he had

[harriet]

licked his fingers

[Helen40]

having inserted them

[patmoren]

into the pie,

[Helen40]

he picked up

[patmoren]

his trusty sword

[Guerkins2]

And went outside

[themass15]

into the garden

[patmoren]

to prune the

[Helen40]

huge tree which

[jackie55]

overgrown bush on

[harriet]

which was growing

[Helen40]

alarmingly large tennis

[patmoren]

nets with holes

[harriet]

through which to

[patmoren]

a face appeared

[jackie55]

which had a

[Helen40]

tennis racket supporting

[harriet]

three golden balls

[Helen40]

attached to several

[harriet]

golden strands of

[Helen40]

maggie and rusty's

[patmoren]

Christmas garland and

[Helen40]

entwined in their

[patmoren]

gold plated collars

[Helen40]

They clawed at

[harriet]

the back door

[Helen40]

until Andy came

[harriet]

with Kim to

[jackie55]

to see what

[Helen40]

the noise was.

[harriet]

Suddenly, the garden

[Helen40]

gate opened and

[harriet]

in came a

[Helen40]

large spider, it

[harriet]

was wearing tartan

[Helen40]

kilt and dancing

[harriet]

with no care

[Helen40]

In the world.

[harriet]

Miss Muffet, unaware

[jackie55]

of who was

[harriet]

hanging above her

[banskogirl]

ate her curds

[harriet]

and whey, while

[Helen40]

the spider moved

[jackie55]

at a slow

[harriet]

stealthy, spidery pace

[jackie55]

going round and

[Helen40]

round the Christmas

[harriet]

Tree, spinning a

[Helen40]

rather large tennis

[jackie55]

racket and just

[harriet]

bouncing his balls

[jackie55]

so quickly that

[harriet]

they seemed to

[Helen40]

just blur into

[harriet]

one big sticky

[Helen40]

sea of luminescent

[harriet]

sparkly sea-green foam

[jackie55]

that was getting

[harriet]

on all the

[Helen40]

surfaces. They took

[harriet]

one look and

[Helen40]

got out the

[harriet]

champagne flutes and

[Helen40]

poured in some

[harriet]

champagne, while they

[Helen40]

talked animatedly about

[jackie55]

the great things

[Helen40]

that Andy and

[harriet]

Bambi and Raygun

[Helen40]

had done together.

[harriet]

Meanwhile the spider

[Helen40]

was merrily waiting

[banskogirl]

for turkey gravy

[Helen40]

to go on it's

[harriet]

sparkly clean plate

[Helen40]

This mystified Bambi

[harriet]

so he impetuously

[Helen40]

hunted for another

[jackie55]

piece of the

[harriet]

pudding, somewhere over

[Helen40]

towards the pool

[harriet]

table, so he

[Helen40]

found the puddibg

[harriet]

plate, but alas

[Helen40]

part of it

[jackie55]

had broken into

[harriet]

a thousand pieces

[Helen40]

Later that day,

[harriet]

towards the evening

[jackie55]

just before the

[harriet]

owls come out

[jackie55]

from behind the

[Jennan]

garden shed and

[harriet]

then the wolves

[jackie55]

started to move

[Jennan]

nearer to the

[harriet]

garden, sensing the

[Jennan]

bones that were

[harriet]

ready to be

[Helen40]

found and eaten.

[jackie55]

before anyone else

[harriet]

saw a chance

[jackie55]

to take them

[Helen40]

to be washed.

[harriet]

Somewhere beyond all

[Jennan]

reasoning, but still

[harriet]

the wild things

[jackie55]

were starting to

[harriet]

emerge stealthily from

[jackie55]

behind the large

[harriet]

rattling corrugated iron

[jackie55]

fence on the

[suttontennis]

quiet, disguised as

[harriet]

bowler hatted men

[Helen40]

Suddenly a bear

[harriet]

and a boy

[jackie55]

came around the

[harriet]

corner, and stopped

[suttontennis]

to buy strawberries

[harriet]

with which to

[jackie55]

take along to

[harriet]

the strawberry fair

[suttontennis]

which was odd

[Helen40]

Alongside the bear

[Big Al]

in the woods

[Helen40]

Judy appeared holding

[harriet]

Mr Punch and