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[supergran]

It was raining

[KnightOwl]

frogs, and the

[FoxyFi]

boys were playing

[KnightOwl]

leapfrog, only they

[supergran]

had lost their

[KnightOwl]

balance and didn't

[supergran]

miss the frogs.

[FoxyFi]

"Ahhhh, they cried

[KnightOwl]

as they rubbed

[supergran]

the grease from

[KnightOwl]

their knees. Look

[ChrisMac]

at all the

[KnightOwl]

frog spawn! It's

[ChrisMac]

stuck to Fed's

[Jean]

face on the

[KnightOwl]

nose and cheeks.

[FoxyFi]

Do "Gillette" have

[supergran]

to get rid

[MurrayAOne]

of every single

[ChrisMac]

green slimy gunge

[supergran]

that slithered down

[KnightOwl]

and started to

[supergran]

get into Fed's

[KnightOwl]

eyes and make

[ChrisMac]

him look like

[supergran]

Mr Magoo. Andy

[Ace!]

Will overtake Federer

[KnightOwl]

on the motorway

[supergran]

in his lorry

[ChrisMac]

as it has

[supergran]

a nuclear-powered

[ChrisMac]

engine, mixed with

[Speedy Hawk]

Bubbly foamy smooth

[KnightOwl]

chocolate in the

[Speedy Hawk]

giant mixing bowl

[KnightOwl]

beside the camshaft.

[supergran]

When it exploded

[KnightOwl]

three bananas flew

[lynne]

right into the

[supergran]

open mouth of

[FoxyFi]

the one with

[KnightOwl]

the striped pyjamas.

[ChrisMac]

All the boys

[supergran]

collapsed laughing, but

[Speedy Hawk]

it become serious

[supergran]

when Federer fell

[ChrisMac]

and banged his

[supergran]

nose, which swelled

[Speedy Hawk]

nastly. He need

[supergran]

stitches. Rafa said

[Jean]

Roger- you look

[supergran]

like a seamstress

[ChrisMac]

who got carried

[supergran]

off by goblins.

[ChrisMac]

Some pampering was

[FoxyFi]

required, but who

[supergran]

would volunteer? Madonna

[ChrisMac]

did not fancy

[MurrayAOne]

the job herself

[VamosVixs]

as she would

[MurrayAOne]

split a nail

[Jennan]

and also her

[MurrayAOne]

best pair of

[ChrisMac]

silk gloves, which

[MurrayAOne]

cost a fortune!

[Speedy Hawk]

Andy saw and

[MurrayAOne]

grabbed his racquet

[supergran]

but the strings

[MurrayAOne]

had been cut

[Jennan]

he was unable

[ChrisMac]

to keep his

[MurrayAOne]

stringer from yelling

[supergran]

Let's go Andy

[FoxyFi]

let's go. Now

[Speedy Hawk]

he limp over

[ChrisMac]

and checked out

[supergran]

but forgot to

[ChrisMac]

take his racket

[Jean]

so Roger said

[VamosVixs]

to the stranger

[MurrayAOne]

with the huge

[supergran]

picture hat "Pick....

[ChrisMac]

which racket you

[supergran]

want to eat

[VamosVixs]

the most amazing

[ChrisMac]

thing happen, when

[VamosVixs]

you least expect

[Jennan]

good things to

[supergran]

happen. But unfortunately

[Jean]

when they do

[Speedy Hawk]

try it out

[Jean]

it doesn't always

[ChrisMac]

work, and things

[Speedy Hawk]

went totally out

[VamosVixs]

of their way

[supergran]

when a fan

[Speedy Hawk]

fainted cos he

[supergran]

caught a glimpse

[ChrisMac]

of Andy Murray

[supergran]

holding aloft the

[VamosVixs]

most precious prize

[supergran]

The Wimbledon Trophy

[Speedy Hawk]

. HUGE bird fly

[supergran]

????????? You have lost me!!! Does it make sense following on. Help!!

[KnightOwl]

down and grab

[ChrisMac]

my head, because

[Jean]

their hair- what

[supergran]

is that? shouted

[ChrisMac]

Andy looking at

[supergran]

a huge pile

[Ace!]

of dirty underwear

[Jennan]

Kim was not

[Ace!]

happy to pick

[supergran]

it up, so

[ChrisMac]

she got maggie

[Ace!]

to bury them.

[VamosVixs]

So from then

[Ace!]

onwards, Andy's flat

[Jean]

always was sooo

[Ace!]

tidy. Jamie came

[supergran]

to vacuum the

[KnightOwl]

curtains, but he

[Ace!]

accidentally sucked up

[supergran]

Fed's satin pants

[Speedy Hawk]

into the cone

[Ace!]

, the bin men

[Jennan]

didn't want them

[Ace!]

but a tramp

[supergran]

grabbed them and

[KnightOwl]

stuck them on

[ChrisMac]

a toilet seat

[Ace!]

to stop his

[KnightOwl]

feet slipping when

[supergran]

he stood up

[Ace!]

when Asda security

[supergran]

grabbed him. "Hey......

[Jennan]

what do you

[supergran]

think of Murray?"

[ChrisMac]

Awesome, bloomin' awesome!

[Ace!]

"really? Feds PANTS??

[supergran]

"Aye, and he's

[ChrisMac]

also very selfish

[supergran]

he ate all

[KnightOwl]

the pies, then

[supergran]

drank a whole

[KnightOwl]

barrel of lemon

[supergran]

sherbet with chocolate

[KnightOwl]

sprinkles. After all

[supergran]

that, he vomited

[KnightOwl]

all over his

[ChrisMac]

gold bag and

[Jennan]

diamond tiara which

[supergran]

was a gift

[ChrisMac]

from himself, as

[supergran]

he was depressed.

[KnightOwl]

Feeling slightly better,

[supergran]

he called a

[KnightOwl]

taxi to take

[supergran]

him to Ramsbottom

[ChrisMac]

for the festival

[supergran]

celebrating big heads.

[ChrisMac]

He was in

[KnightOwl]

garden when there

[Sallydaisy]

appeared an Elf

[patmoren]

with purple hair

[Jennan]

and bright red

[ChrisMac]

eyes, a huge

[supergran]

saxophone on his

[ChrisMac]

back, made of

[supergran]

the finest gold!

[ChrisMac]

Fed's eyes lit

[KnightOwl]

up with greed

[Jennan]

and smug satisfaction

[Tie-break]

when he saw

[supergran]

Novak's huge stash

[KnightOwl]

of poker chips

[pabbers]

which he proceeded

[Jennan]

to gamble and

[supergran]

he won twenty

[KnightOwl]

herring and a

[pabbers]

a wet kipper.

[ChrisMac]

After the fun,

[pabbers]

everyone decided to

[Nina]

watch Andy's match

[patmoren]

which was a

[Jennan]

rollercoaster as usual

[supergran]

a roundabout and

[pabbers]

everyone felt sick

[Jennan]

so they decided

[supergran]

to vomit in

[KnightOwl]

unison into a

[Jennan]

swimming pool which

[KnightOwl]

was already quite

[Jennan]

disgusting and also

[supergran]

used by Federer's

[KnightOwl]

nanny to store

[Tie-break]

his collection of

[KnightOwl]

Batman comic books.

[supergran]

The pool guy

[KnightOwl]

hated Batman, so

[Jean]

he decided to

[ChrisMac]

throw them in

[supergran]

along with poor

[odds]

Mirka's best pair

[traveller7]

of red boots

[KnightOwl]

which were already

[odds]

dripping wet because

[KnightOwl]

she had worn

[supergran]

them showering. Then

[odds]

to everyone's horror,

[supergran]

Andrew Castle arrived!

[Sallydaisy]

Everyone legged it.

[supergran]

:laugh::laugh::laugh: But, sadly Mirka

[Ace!]

tripped over, and

[odds]

broke a nail!

[Speedy Hawk]

So she had

[ChrisMac]

to borrow Fed's

[supergran]

gold satin gloves

[odds]

much to his

[supergran]

disgust. He hated

[odds]

anyone touching his

[ChrisMac]

his Golden gloves,

[odds]

or his golden

[ChrisMac]

high heel shoes

[odds]

which he kept

[supergran]

in his handbag.

[ChrisMac]

There was some

[supergran]

problem when Maggie

[ChrisMac]

kept chewing the

[patmoren]

straps which hung

[ChrisMac]

from Kim's bag,

[patmoren]

but Andy to

[supergran]

save the situation

[patmoren]

tied maggie in

[supergran]

Fed's Mini with

[patmoren]

one of his

[supergran]

purple pyjama cords

[patmoren]

Maggie wasn't impressed

[supergran]

bit through them

[Jennan]

and also chewed

[supergran]

Fed's pink bag

[ChrisMac]

, when he saw

[Ace!]

a pic of

[patmoren]

a lovely liitle

[supergran]

elf carrying three

[KnightOwl]

baked potatoes and

[supergran]

a large cucumber.

[KnightOwl]

No-one could understand

[supergran]

Fed's reaction to

[patmoren]

to this gift