Add three words to the story

[suttontennis]

a signed photo

[harriet]

of Piglet and

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the Wimbledon trophy

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. Punch had purloined

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during a lull

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a ribbon to

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attach his medal

[jackie55]

which he had

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been awarded for

[Helen40]

winning the tournament.

[harriet]

The bear and

[jackie55]

lion, witch and

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her broomstick, departed

[Helen40]

towards bonny Scotland.

[harriet]

The Saltire flew

[jackie55]

in the heavy

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smoke and din

[jackie55]

high up above

[Helen40]

Dunblane's tennis courts.

[suttontennis]

Meanwhile, training nearby

[harriet]

the lion fought

[Helen40]

bravely and valiantly

[harriet]

roaring while he

[Helen40]

ate his Weetabix.

[harriet]

After breakfast he

[jackie55]

decided that the

[themass15]

chase was on

[harriet]

. Charging his way

[suttontennis]

towards the border

[harriet]

terrier who had

[Helen40]

also eaten weetabix ;)

[jackie55]

so he was

[harriet]

feeling exceedingly frisky

[Helen40]

. The lion, however

[harriet]

was sad because

[Helen40]

all the weetabix

[Alis]

had disappeared from

[Helen40]

his secret stash

[harriet]

. So who could

[Helen40]

he eat instead?

[harriet]

Find a dragon

[suttontennis]

who sells weetabix

[harriet]

and set fire

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to the rain

[harriet]

so the steam

[suttontennis]

from the kettle

[harriet]

will open the

[Helen40]

magical tennis bag.

[harriet]

So she put

[Helen40]

the magical balls

[harriet]

into a spin

[suttontennis]

after washing them

[Helen40]

in magic powder

[suttontennis]

bought from the

[harriet]

magic powder shop

[Helen40]

which also sold

[harriet]

fantastic fireworks to

[Helen40]

destroy your enemies.

[harriet]

So who cares

[suttontennis]

about the tennis

[jackie55]

apart from a

[Helen40]

wee young lad

[harriet]

, Bouncy Castle and

[suttontennis]

the wimbledon queue

[harriet]

waiting expectantly to

[suttontennis]

stand all day

[harriet]

entranced and aghast

[suttontennis]

while ticket touts

[harriet]

in shabby macs

[suttontennis]

and dark glasses

[Helen40]

ate their beefburgers.

[suttontennis]

Meanwhile, in Newcastle

[harriet]

it was raining

[jackie55]

but it didn't

[harriet]

deter the friends

[suttontennis]

from wining and

[jackie55]

going on a

[Helen40]

al night binge.

al=all

[suttontennis]

All night bingo ?

[harriet]

where they won

[jackie55]

the biggest jackpot

[harriet]

so they took

[Helen40]

it and bought

[suttontennis]

a Lear jet

[harriet]

but no-one had

[suttontennis]

thought to hire

[harriet]

a pilot or

[Helen40]

any catering staff.

[harriet]

Undaunted, the friends

[jackie55]

all decided to

[Helen40]

go away again

[harriet]

when the moment

[suttontennis]

and the weather

[harriet]

made their flight

[suttontennis]

less turbulent than

[harriet]

a roller-coaster.

[jackie55]

They finally got

[suttontennis]

nibbles and drinks

[Helen40]

and sat in

[jackie55]

the VIP seats

[Helen40]

to watch Jamie

[harriet]

while he was

[suttontennis]

playing with his

[Helen40]

reliable expandable instrument

[Sallydaisy]

to the consternation

[suttontennis]

of those seated

[harriet]

in front of

[jackie55]

a really large

[harriet]

Bedlington terrier and

[Helen40]

his embarrassed mother.

[harriet]

"Mother" said Jamie

[Helen40]

I'm really sorry

[harriet]

but I really

[Helen40]

did need to

[suttontennis]

visit the Queen

[harriet]

and she really

[Helen40]

did want to

[harriet]

change the Guards

[suttontennis]

because unfortunately they

[harriet]

were really too

[suttontennis]

busy playing with

[jackie55]

their bits and

[harriet]

bobs, before battling

[suttontennis]

against the odds

[harriet]

to come through

[suttontennis]

and therefore play

[harriet]

noughts and crosses

[jackie55]

on a large

[harriet]

on a chequered

[suttontennis]

tablecloth, complete with

[harriet]

hot cross buns

[suttontennis]

jam, and butter

[harriet]

. In the cafe

[suttontennis]

across the road

[harriet]

two fat ladies

[Helen40]

were playing bingo.

[xenon21]

When suddenly the

[harriet]

sound was heard

[Helen40]

where bits were

[suttontennis]

falling from the

[jackie55]

top of the

[harriet]

green roof over

[suttontennis]

No.1 court

[harriet]

. One Fat Lady

[jackie55]

started to shout

[harriet]

"waiter there's a

[suttontennis]

racket in here

[harriet]

, it belongs to

[Helen40]

Cliff Richard and

[harriet]

and the Creepers

[suttontennis]

who are waiting

[jackie55]

to be called

[Helen40]

on court to

[harriet]

serve their best

[suttontennis]

and if not

[harriet]

then, then when?

[suttontennis]

asked Andy, presumptively

[tinawatt]

tapping his foot.

[harriet]

He felt sorry

[suttontennis]

For being impatient

[harriet]

to return when

[suttontennis]

His wife said

[harriet]

"Andy, when could

[jackie55]

just as he

[harriet]

was getting cross

[suttontennis]

With the amount

[harriet]

of time needed

[suttontennis]

for a new

[harriet]

attack on the

[banskogirl]

hipster chef from

[harriet]

the latest sushi

[tinawatt]

restaurant in town.

[harriet]

he wasn't going

[suttontennis]

anywhere because of

[tinawatt]

the weather warning.

[harriet]

so after he

[suttontennis]

donned his balaclava

[harriet]

, wellies and cravat

[jackie55]

he put his

[suttontennis]

Dogs in the

[harriet]

in the doghouse

[tinawatt]

. They started barking

[harriet]

until they were

[suttontennis]

a little hoarse

[harriet]

though still game

[suttontennis]

For a laugh

[harriet]

"barking mad" said

[suttontennis]

the Mad Hatter

[harriet]

to Alice, who

[jackie55]

was just going

[harriet]

, while the Dormouse

[suttontennis]

Stamped his feet

[harriet]

but nobody heard

[suttontennis]

Because his slippers

[harriet]

were made of

[suttontennis]

A particularly soft

[harriet]

though long lasting

[suttontennis]

pink fluffy wool

[harriet]

with sparkles and

[suttontennis]

Little silver bows

[harriet]

tho these tinkled

[suttontennis]

and played the

[harriet]

Campbells are coming

[Helen40]

. Meanwhile at the

[jackie55]

other end he

[suttontennis]

his hat played

[harriet]

'Waltzing Matilda won't

[suttontennis]

you all listen

[harriet]

to me, fine

[suttontennis]

if you don't

[harriet]

but you'll be

[suttontennis]

Disappointed to miss

[harriet]

what's coming next

[suttontennis]

so please stand

[harriet]

aside while the

[suttontennis]

Authorities spoil events

[harriet]

by insisting that

[suttontennis]

Unnecessary changes to

[harriet]

the programme are

[suttontennis]

Implemented despite widespread
(I think I know where this is going!!)

[harriet]

misgivings and handwringing

[suttontennis]

Among the majority

[harriet]

, who had grown

[suttontennis]

To prefer watching

[harriet]

the baseline beasts

[jackie55]

because they could

[harriet]

continue chatting before

[suttontennis]

sipping champagne and

[harriet]

criticising the play

[suttontennis]

Despite having little

[harriet]

interest in what

[suttontennis]

was actually happening !

[harriet]

somewhere further on

[suttontennis]

Down the concourse

[harriet]

lurked an exceedingly

[suttontennis]

Tasty pork pie

[harriet]

in the hands

[suttontennis]

of an overweight

[harriet]

salivating monster muncher

[suttontennis]

Dressed in white

[harriet]

samite, mystic wonderful

[suttontennis]

with tennis shoes

[harriet]

. In his rucksack

[suttontennis]

with his glowing

[harriet]

red slippers, blue

[jackie55]

on the outside

[harriet]

and furry brown

[suttontennis]

made to measure

[harriet]

his supersized feet

[suttontennis]

Six toed especially